贝琥 2007-5-31 23:22
世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ b@ iMd @:f)nC%x
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you O,D6wq^ L5Zs%}9h h
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ s a!KHIl
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 9L1U]h cN e x^ k
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
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你给我站住！ @.D8[/u2].P m
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ c4G.^ K7N
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11．American Chinese not enough ?;zui%HjeW
美中不足
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车祸现场描述
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14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry! h,Ua6y"tJ
老外：I am sorry too!
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小明：I am sorry three!
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小明：I am sorry five!
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if you want life,I have one! :jQB5d9H
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 M9{
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你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
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有多远，死多远！！！！ #u _%]`k1u.l
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸