贝琥 2007-5-31 23:22
世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑
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怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! j S'y
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 8Q,sUK$W"Yq
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11.American Chinese not enough B/V
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美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open
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14.go past no mistake past
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15.小明:I am sorry!
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老外:I am sorry too!
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16.If you want money,I have no;
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if you want life,I have one!
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要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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我叫李老大,今年25。 rD,K!QVYB