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世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ~9j d j)zd
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ s @ XI/q Vqn%Kk
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! /l'e;T$z6u#V
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6．you me you me
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
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知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! wDd"F:|
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ !S|9H;_:\B7YG
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11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
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心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
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要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
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你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
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有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face U5G)Y6A!}/[;vD%gS
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸