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贝琥 2007-5-31 23:22

世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

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3\ k$UI-GV 2.how are you ? how old are you? $d `8hIp,}
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o"mW@j0A(U 3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! j S'y w^GO#g
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l0r2q1Jf C _\y3w*@ 5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
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8X_ ^S*o 8.know is know noknow is noknow
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9.WATCH SISTER BJC E?,J0n*P
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&p"ijH0W QY 10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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11.American Chinese not enough B/V W(d/YY&o]
  美中不足
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CM-G,q*`;c)AJ 12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open
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14.go past no mistake past
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15.小明:I am sorry!
7gdDK:vOA    老外:I am sorry too!
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   老外:What are you sorry for? |S,DP\X1k
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16.If you want money,I have no;
JLOqr9Z   if you want life,I have one!
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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19.as far as you go to die k5cK/_b#W\
  有多远,死多远!!!! B1nN@;X|:v

0i1C ic7j.v P3`C J 20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
sU4D[(BY.FSo    给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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