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世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑

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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
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　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5`+ZwxjW"l 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 4q"LS#zD&m(_Q b'R9_
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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11．American Chinese not enough
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h5Rw3W&PD4nY 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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　　心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry! !Qutl,D_%o
　　 老外：I am sorry too!
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　　 老外：What are you sorry for?
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　　if you want life,I have one!
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　　有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face ]%y
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　　 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸