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世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ^FB Rd8Y'~3a
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you x xjB`V)lH
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! pB?{%Gb H
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6．you me you me
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7．You Give Me Stop!! kyW*H@*EK K$P
你给我站住！ L2M(u5dfD.H9MaBm
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
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知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER M%})`"\qV;e MQxs
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ !{jE*zl+f l
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11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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走过路过，不要错过
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老外：I am sorry too!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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18．you have two down son。
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你有两下子。 H2^ C9S-CV [0F#cY
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19．as far as you go to die (s.DINaEK!` ~
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face [3f)h v^ DA-V0T)x
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸