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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
  p4 M& f5 |) m% z; X. P8 j   咱俩谁跟谁阿 . r2 m/ `9 k/ F' |, o
  
4 R. J9 A, ?, K' X( i$ Y厦门越野联盟2.how are you ? how old are you?
7 `  |8 _9 |" v" x. g   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
0 Y, `  A( r# D. o  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
, N8 W5 c  S7 ^3 O3 _: p' r   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! - [3 o% q  {% m0 {

$ x3 y' B4 b# z5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  V7 _! ~  X8 q$ d" x1 C  有事起奏,无事退朝 厦门越野联盟6 O! J. x1 Z9 T  S- _

$ r( O- `1 f) f- S$ f5 _6 [6.you me you me & N0 C8 X8 R7 k# p) h
   彼此彼此
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, o* U  E6 K" b* Uwww.xmjeep.com7.You Give Me Stop!! www.xmjeep.com- m1 U' e0 K1 b; }+ v+ y) N# f5 t
   你给我站住!
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% m1 v' ^! l: [) p! Q8.know is know noknow is noknow
) ~; {4 E! X5 T' Q; }" w   知之为知之,不知为不知… 8 z0 g4 p# K4 N  C9 Q: V: i+ c

; V" {5 z, W- [8 q4 S% g+ n厦门越野联盟9.WATCH SISTER
6 O2 Q# }) j; M1 x' j5 cwww.xmjeep.com  表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! " z, i7 H( _4 v! B8 k
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 厦门越野联盟. h% c% J" t3 f& i% m+ N6 u4 k

. {# i& j$ W( x: ^厦门越野联盟11.American Chinese not enough www.xmjeep.com" Y) ~& D2 I! d0 S- Z, h% S
  美中不足
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6 G! o: `- B. K) r' h. U12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ' m! X" J- f3 l. D' L! f# G
   车祸现场描述 www.xmjeep.com/ U+ p9 ^. {- Q' `& d7 o
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13.heart flower angry open # c% m7 @8 |* ~- C
  心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past
$ w- W& W) T; t: L( \   走过路过,不要错过 * G) f3 D0 o, S2 m- T+ L0 }

+ F, F" V- ?4 J& \厦门越野联盟15.小明:I am sorry! ' v5 Y4 L) K' D: [8 F, |
   老外:I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com( p5 R; B4 j: A
  小明:I am sorry three!
9 `/ t$ O- h, Z6 i   老外:What are you sorry for?
9 v" ?, p/ }" v, r$ h2 ~www.xmjeep.com  小明:I am sorry five! www.xmjeep.com; k" {1 {. M1 P9 i: n& _2 x
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16.If you want money,I have no;
. S$ L2 [. `2 r* @# a  if you want life,I have one!
3 ?4 J' u7 @0 e$ `% [www.xmjeep.com   要钱没有,要命一条 www.xmjeep.com: f5 ~+ y0 p4 z+ n  \: t% ^* d9 h

! \" \8 c7 X" l% {) f17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. , S9 R. [! |& D1 V
  我叫李老大,今年25。 www.xmjeep.com. h- F3 X! Z6 Z9 k1 G9 Q2 n. L

* a' P* n- M, k* M1 k% [* `18.you have two down son。 7 L  K# R1 V# s# q
  你有两下子。 / o8 ^4 x5 ]5 ]+ m# ~$ e

6 I3 x5 }" B$ ?5 O; C$ X4 \19.as far as you go to die
, {/ ?- F2 b/ s# w; a7 m- Z/ R% J厦门越野联盟  有多远,死多远!!!! / g- A' {2 z$ [( V4 q
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ) n1 j' k! _! l
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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