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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? ' k( M" N* I' K" m, B6 S+ I
   咱俩谁跟谁阿 厦门越野联盟" n: ^- m0 P/ |; n1 `# V
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2.how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟$ D( d6 s% ]1 U; f% X* j
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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. y1 Y: v8 ~$ W) e" x3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you www.xmjeep.com3 ?7 A( m8 j  d% Y) D
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 % L, H$ K2 @# o
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
$ M  f4 h3 ~0 P8 t7 Q$ I- }9 I# a厦门越野联盟   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 9 s/ s; g- Y# u/ @
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
; N& M6 Y5 d1 }4 i  有事起奏,无事退朝 # k* N' {& [# |3 d& M

( g1 I, Z- w( C0 q: U6.you me you me www.xmjeep.com' n, _8 |" o7 H
   彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
- C( p* V- E; m* k+ C' \3 t/ C: j厦门越野联盟   你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
4 S( H9 h5 Y/ k9 z   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER www.xmjeep.com3 b$ O- E- h: B$ X, H6 N  p
  表妹
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8 @: F8 D) W8 v10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
3 g4 b4 `2 k$ Y7 m( S, z$ R厦门越野联盟  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 厦门越野联盟* W) x8 q1 q/ D- C* ^1 k
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11.American Chinese not enough
) }* l" b7 f8 b" W7 t  美中不足
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! X3 c7 z% W; x. q) k0 T* D- a厦门越野联盟12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟2 c9 ^# g8 ?& y) b8 y; H0 L
   车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open www.xmjeep.com/ Q* e: m4 P- ~0 k) [' _# e7 u
  心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past
4 K& y3 e5 v# x# N' F- j   走过路过,不要错过 ' i/ G# s' y2 j8 S+ `: Q+ Q

$ t! f7 \- W  r! b15.小明:I am sorry!
  n1 t3 A! @6 i0 V8 A: I. `0 S   老外:I am sorry too!
& }* R* F; Z% b) K厦门越野联盟  小明:I am sorry three! ; P1 D) h2 l# K: P
   老外:What are you sorry for?
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16.If you want money,I have no;
5 b7 D6 U4 \$ s3 M7 X) B( l& O" p/ G  if you want life,I have one! % U, F- l* x& c; U; h! w
   要钱没有,要命一条 * W9 K3 q+ u. M+ _; {. X7 J

' x. u: o3 T" {厦门越野联盟17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 4 F+ X. s" ?# h  |3 V5 z3 u
  我叫李老大,今年25。 厦门越野联盟& I3 s6 Z" H4 `
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18.you have two down son。
7 M8 S' i8 p0 S5 I- U/ z) X  你有两下子。 www.xmjeep.com) n+ w; c# c! v  ]) o+ ]; }: D+ I* v8 ^# V

: @) N4 f; ?7 W( X, R19.as far as you go to die
% ?8 p1 n) f2 ]9 {9 r- hwww.xmjeep.com  有多远,死多远!!!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
. B9 i+ ~& A7 n( d8 e& s   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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