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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
* r' n; _: z$ r' y% ^$ ?: j* Mwww.xmjeep.com   咱俩谁跟谁阿 ' H+ B2 _) q4 }# H* F" O* M" {" m
  
2 T' A1 ^$ [4 _, s+ K2.how are you ? how old are you? # Q  g9 b; V( L: }5 x7 L- U
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you www.xmjeep.com3 F: _. w/ ^% P, `8 ]. D
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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# N- x9 j9 ~8 r4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! , I3 k; z" S% y
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ; J3 B# B0 i8 R! ^8 G

; {, s6 G' Y5 N: y厦门越野联盟5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ! @: M: w6 J' {9 C& k, F/ X. R* E  w
  有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me
! A+ D% g0 h6 s厦门越野联盟   彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟8 {2 V0 a6 y8 g% D* o' }
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
+ U* e3 u  m; ]/ @0 E   你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
, D: w4 x, N3 [; j8 Y  w3 [6 z" M   知之为知之,不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟& y: R1 B4 H$ B

- s: Y  j& D' l- y/ w9 r9.WATCH SISTER
/ o4 G, h8 v1 H4 R  表妹 ! S8 g2 i/ ?. T" @" G

- I# }* h; B& L5 L厦门越野联盟10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
+ ?9 {+ R# e( ~2 h9 P4 |, s  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! * d1 e1 `) u9 z7 _$ U5 t

4 F: r" ^7 `* C. K5 L厦门越野联盟11.American Chinese not enough
2 X* f( G1 W$ S7 W! z厦门越野联盟  美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 1 n: z6 X. h* j3 s5 Z: L3 a1 b' i% g
   车祸现场描述 ' j$ |$ {- {( n( ~
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13.heart flower angry open
' L3 \  ]5 [7 q  心花怒放
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) c5 m- B, u" j  `$ Q  y14.go past no mistake past
. @3 R, |6 ~9 i- g1 P  B   走过路过,不要错过 www.xmjeep.com* F# P  `+ w/ v* X

! j7 P/ t4 B* Q6 O0 Q15.小明:I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟' _, b5 Q8 J* R8 V2 |6 x
   老外:I am sorry too! ' K; U" G8 H: V5 v# z8 u6 R, N7 j
  小明:I am sorry three!
" X% @6 s1 m8 D   老外:What are you sorry for? * r  \5 C% M: a8 D
  小明:I am sorry five! ( U5 @" G0 W7 ?

) m1 w0 Q$ f4 _( w6 C厦门越野联盟16.If you want money,I have no;
0 P3 _- b' r$ f0 F! w% |www.xmjeep.com  if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟& j9 W& Z; T0 z& ~
   要钱没有,要命一条
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! A3 _1 s; m  A% u9 m17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
7 X. O7 u/ i2 H( A/ y- }  我叫李老大,今年25。 7 J! ?. j! h- K4 W( ^0 w9 x

: A0 I# v9 p' F18.you have two down son。 www.xmjeep.com  E. S( m" X, K
  你有两下子。 / B0 Q& ~% O: }/ U
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19.as far as you go to die ' a. b: n, }. A/ N- a/ L8 @$ ^
  有多远,死多远!!!! www.xmjeep.com2 m- f& H7 Y) r% z

9 K5 e( b! j9 X, D: E20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
* T. N5 ?1 a' a- K6 R: c2 Y   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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