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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
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! o1 }# a: s  f+ b  n2.how are you ? how old are you? 7 G3 q' \) W+ a
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
3 R% v, h, m3 r$ H( f. _$ gwww.xmjeep.com  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 7 s# T7 k3 y5 M3 O
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! ; R0 B: D% K# n% S8 x1 J. N
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ( g! [! l: R! j' I& X; E- ^  e
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! www.xmjeep.com7 m; F/ R  S1 }7 L6 P7 F
  有事起奏,无事退朝 % P) c& n: ?8 k! g4 g
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6.you me you me
7 m2 t' {# P7 z# Iwww.xmjeep.com   彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
$ f& B0 h2 ]0 z) P   你给我站住! ' }0 E# ?0 y; H* \- x. y4 ^0 j5 P

6 M& h4 o4 ~# s3 U" W8.know is know noknow is noknow
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9.WATCH SISTER   X3 ^2 L9 ^* r! M  J- j6 {# O* w5 }
  表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
( u; M/ n# G! n  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open 9 D! l" s. N+ |* ]& M- W) d
  心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past 2 S, \% s" G$ m7 C9 Q+ [
   走过路过,不要错过
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" ?2 V, Z# ?" q0 w, t$ W% k厦门越野联盟15.小明:I am sorry!
% W4 d4 t4 i* X1 [. O; v   老外:I am sorry too! 2 g9 @, [) C# a& D0 Z
  小明:I am sorry three! ) E4 ~" D, C" j) z4 b
   老外:What are you sorry for?
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16.If you want money,I have no;
. X5 c0 h& ~: U/ P# swww.xmjeep.com  if you want life,I have one!
- q# }3 r4 w  F8 k  r   要钱没有,要命一条
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' d% }" ]1 r2 E6 T% x18.you have two down son。
/ l' w' }: X( w5 e/ I$ C4 ]4 {# @  你有两下子。
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& N, h+ {/ j( j6 j3 @  U19.as far as you go to die : b) e$ O) G  W- p
  有多远,死多远!!!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
2 i5 [$ K3 E1 ?   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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