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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
* ]- \5 h- ~6 t' M  }" Q, U   咱俩谁跟谁阿 # }  F: v- }& y
  
8 V! W4 m- [3 r' P# |# |7 ?9 vwww.xmjeep.com2.how are you ? how old are you? / ?4 c! ]0 U( z. k1 J& T/ W# q
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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, h" m4 s2 E8 G* K3 t3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you * ^: m$ d9 B. U) J+ I
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 厦门越野联盟6 o6 i. d9 R+ v( Y; g

. X, R3 m" G) Z9 L8 T4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! * i( v: k. T0 y/ N
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! www.xmjeep.com4 Y4 k$ n7 m: O) J/ x2 u8 A
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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- w" n5 E- f3 w厦门越野联盟6.you me you me
) M: f$ @" E) @8 i% a+ X   彼此彼此 ( Y. A' a  u- B- c2 q
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7.You Give Me Stop!! & V9 |6 \" o5 }! ^$ G
   你给我站住! www.xmjeep.com8 p3 n2 K: c5 X# H8 e' C

+ l2 k* t. \3 D6 u厦门越野联盟8.know is know noknow is noknow
* `  t# I$ ^# S' r; t6 v  G9 l   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
/ b+ L* N3 l/ M$ m5 v厦门越野联盟  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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& }! g; M3 I2 V- K8 s8 N. }, r4 x11.American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟2 ~) c8 F. `% w! i; n! W
  美中不足 0 F% X: t! o/ {
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open
9 c) S/ m0 j- j0 i& c1 h& O  心花怒放 , c7 C0 P4 l4 ]; G3 v& G
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14.go past no mistake past www.xmjeep.com5 `; v- V& D" b  h
   走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry! # p; C) A! W" R$ J- b! q
   老外:I am sorry too! 4 e8 z7 z: S8 }3 [9 K4 n/ `2 N6 Q
  小明:I am sorry three!
* [& z& ?, j, l2 O' \9 q6 F5 ~5 j厦门越野联盟   老外:What are you sorry for?
+ o. E4 n: b' j% w# |  小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no;
1 {3 }( v/ Q: i; K8 n  if you want life,I have one!
! g0 Y6 E+ j/ k0 m   要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
' D- f% U# n5 M/ y% N2 k+ J  我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。
1 x/ _. p: _7 Y. _: rwww.xmjeep.com  你有两下子。
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19.as far as you go to die
+ M* s7 z! r' j! R7 E  d  有多远,死多远!!!! 厦门越野联盟2 ~5 r' Z( A$ _+ ]( l3 X8 i, H

& |6 B, @6 r" w" W+ t, Y' B! C. d20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 7 E, m( Y. }$ T$ ^% S& k: y8 p7 z
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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