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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
+ e5 }+ p$ Z4 {, G/ I6 h   咱俩谁跟谁阿
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- M* o' u( ^+ I; Y& t; U& e2.how are you ? how old are you? ' I  g. |/ q. e$ K( H
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3 C$ s7 o! d( f, Y4 x  c3 qwww.xmjeep.com  
& U- n: B4 i3 Y& F7 h$ R6 B- l3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
5 `5 w+ Q( l, R: U4 [  B  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你   w% P: r- j8 I- ]/ l" o  r0 X9 C

' u3 T5 x7 y" w; A0 P; c4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
$ R0 X& c" l( q, m5 A; m   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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/ a* ~& Y: P9 J% p. i0 M5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! www.xmjeep.com3 p$ q. p& N6 D" t5 p+ _
  有事起奏,无事退朝 $ S. ^/ A# b$ `) M& b9 X/ H

& j! g2 u& x# y& Q6 c9 J6.you me you me
  f) u" _% M( \" L9 Dwww.xmjeep.com   彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟4 x4 _+ Y0 y' e$ h' {% q5 u6 Z# D7 h
  
! {) h0 P7 L$ n% M$ S3 M$ y# Lwww.xmjeep.com7.You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟# D, P1 b6 t8 k' X0 J! h
   你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
& K8 f8 W6 n, Q( A7 P; x   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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% j% K( ?' p3 p0 ^  ]1 z  d9.WATCH SISTER
" D! k" }3 ?/ Z$ U, Z  表妹 www.xmjeep.com8 l0 u! T9 Q' B& d6 M
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
% p) v+ J- w9 t, O2 [9 x% V& {  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough
; Z& \( c" Q4 ]# J' A% V, Q厦门越野联盟  美中不足 $ {" i, |  J% R) ?

% P* s" n; h. s5 F! v厦门越野联盟12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die www.xmjeep.com5 Q: k' ~  `0 L) i
   车祸现场描述
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. s& T8 k& f3 @3 L/ Dwww.xmjeep.com13.heart flower angry open
. L& U* g% u+ k' ?9 s/ t  心花怒放 厦门越野联盟' @9 D/ `  O, E& j% Q: a; a

  {2 v& u, J$ H/ ^: Y9 n厦门越野联盟14.go past no mistake past
* {* N' [6 Y4 k1 S   走过路过,不要错过
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9 R  A" K9 D/ C9 W0 n6 ~15.小明:I am sorry! www.xmjeep.com- ^, d- l$ P3 J& ~; M/ X% C
   老外:I am sorry too!
$ }( j- f, K+ t6 H. w  小明:I am sorry three!
0 J8 l, T. T* m/ S3 B" b4 f3 W" o" w   老外:What are you sorry for?
, S- {0 I+ |; H) C) X7 T! Z  小明:I am sorry five! : t2 {& z1 Y# g, o/ d
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16.If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟- G; r1 ~3 w) A. H. u, S
  if you want life,I have one!   O  t7 g7 |" l5 e# Q7 J  o
   要钱没有,要命一条 www.xmjeep.com, q: r6 d6 ~6 h* u6 T5 b. I$ s
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
( _, }) G7 V6 U9 f: W0 N: ?厦门越野联盟  我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。
; t5 g6 a. h) D  你有两下子。
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/ e% `" K0 D) b! e7 n+ ^19.as far as you go to die www.xmjeep.com" v. c/ B/ J% a( @* T
  有多远,死多远!!!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ) O0 Q7 e+ i9 l$ B; q) C2 N
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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