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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
5 C- B$ @. J' z9 H: F1 nwww.xmjeep.com   咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you? ; Y# Y( J$ C- r
   怎么是你,怎么老是你? " S. r: T( q/ r" V$ m. m' q' J+ Z! G, X
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
& Z) ]+ {: v4 d  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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0 K) z/ N# G" R$ x  {6 ]' d厦门越野联盟4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
4 [4 d9 H( k2 s- W8 `8 D- Swww.xmjeep.com   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
' _. z* W% K9 D5 Q8 u  有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me
+ h3 u7 ~! k0 m% n8 h# J   彼此彼此 / g: p$ J0 t# B: L
  
3 r& _% @1 |9 D$ e! h3 C& [7.You Give Me Stop!! - H( a; N: b. t6 w7 F: N
   你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow 1 m% y! i* G( A1 `, D' A
   知之为知之,不知为不知… + n8 `6 }; N& o$ d

7 Q/ K$ s" H0 [. y$ F% I, o9.WATCH SISTER 2 G  Y  U7 z' r8 j- L1 p; H
  表妹
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( x  Z8 b9 _. q5 x' U- \, g: u, |; Cwww.xmjeep.com10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 7 E& I5 [% Y: M: J9 ]$ H
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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* Z" I6 W$ X$ \' i4 Uwww.xmjeep.com11.American Chinese not enough
2 i1 p. t/ }) Y' X  r! {  美中不足 / \' \: J$ w4 I3 G

5 M0 m! d+ T! \12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
/ w+ F5 \3 B: L   车祸现场描述
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, w7 G2 L, T+ ~3 F8 f/ n4 T2 w13.heart flower angry open
) Y8 n5 F( H  W0 z8 G, `$ `1 Jwww.xmjeep.com  心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past
5 r+ @8 j+ R" @; b7 k" d   走过路过,不要错过 8 j3 @2 _/ }3 h9 W

8 ?7 @) W! u) y+ B" l15.小明:I am sorry!
- R( x, j; A) S9 d' m1 Z/ l3 o0 }   老外:I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com% w% H# ~- C9 ^+ }8 Z
  小明:I am sorry three! www.xmjeep.com3 y) e! [# T5 v" {) i
   老外:What are you sorry for?
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2 c, a8 ]. ^! {4 z16.If you want money,I have no; : }8 r8 H9 g% c! u- j3 |2 j
  if you want life,I have one! www.xmjeep.com. N* |' f( n5 o4 [  D( n
   要钱没有,要命一条 3 \0 S: c2 i1 m( k$ i1 |2 b
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 6 z3 a1 g* [* A; }8 {% o
  我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。
7 B& V# \: q7 l# N$ P, i9 O  你有两下子。
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! b0 G$ W5 n, p5 e9 O19.as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟: z4 o" y9 e) J5 P8 j
  有多远,死多远!!!! 厦门越野联盟3 b4 o2 J9 \/ p. n: ?, M- j4 O

! }& \+ P1 R  v% c厦门越野联盟20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
1 S. F! W  I# A$ M( A   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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