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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? 厦门越野联盟8 P2 ~% ]+ |: M* [# @' K9 I
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2 z6 L- s) @4 q+ J( ^2.how are you ? how old are you?
( }, c% ]( t) N0 U& C厦门越野联盟   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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% v6 x: o$ [* ]# h% H  D( |5 Fwww.xmjeep.com3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
' T& R  f  `: ~, ~2 _厦门越野联盟  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
) n" I& W% |: Q% i6 S6 S   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! www.xmjeep.com' C' f1 X& }3 K; O- c
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0 }+ [2 D2 N. n7 ]; F6.you me you me
( j+ k& w7 g/ b. R/ _. h# X+ C   彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
5 x% l) q8 b1 T! h: u, ?   你给我站住! 3 h; F8 T' n1 R! ]3 y& a: g

1 W6 W( A6 n$ h+ X" }2 q8.know is know noknow is noknow
; ]+ i6 _; d/ F( L: v. nwww.xmjeep.com   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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, o- B& k' Z7 u4 pwww.xmjeep.com9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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- p% b0 W4 ^! L0 X" A/ r' @, c2 l11.American Chinese not enough
. Q3 K0 O% x9 J2 u  美中不足 - q2 C7 A! V( U' E
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
; W7 q) ~/ {. @* O6 {www.xmjeep.com   车祸现场描述
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( a2 j% k9 s2 `8 b$ B) P" l1 Q13.heart flower angry open
& E  v" Z' Q) ~2 o  hwww.xmjeep.com  心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past & r; s7 ]( U9 o5 ?+ a7 I6 g. p
   走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry! www.xmjeep.com) B& g. a3 c9 X. C. L9 m/ ~. J
   老外:I am sorry too!
7 b9 h; V0 t( ]. e  小明:I am sorry three! 0 `, Y1 l6 l0 z# a
   老外:What are you sorry for?
2 k$ n4 A; A7 F( s/ g  小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no;
1 ^; Y( W7 p# _+ nwww.xmjeep.com  if you want life,I have one! 4 B) L9 {; `' m7 r0 w4 U
   要钱没有,要命一条 厦门越野联盟4 S8 `; B4 A" O/ x
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. % u5 G( p/ I, I4 D/ ~
  我叫李老大,今年25。 www.xmjeep.com" x2 @+ q7 A1 r, T2 _8 B- D

# p. y* l0 `3 ]5 N18.you have two down son。 2 C" A9 y) ~' a  }1 ?/ P2 v
  你有两下子。
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% @0 {2 J2 |- m19.as far as you go to die
" K! {& N* V# r$ |www.xmjeep.com  有多远,死多远!!!!
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% E0 c1 a9 C. a! l( |5 F20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
. C0 r% {1 X5 {   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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