世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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% i! ?; n+ G2 X4 y" v厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
, E c1 o" ?0 s" { q: i! H 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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% B* Q, G3 ~! ]( [9 o e# z) [8 lwww.xmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
7 u5 |- \% I I! W' _ p& d/ h/ \www.xmjeep.com 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 3 J8 D0 q2 m5 M, |
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ www.xmjeep.com4 K1 L/ Z) ^5 ?* U2 i/ w- G) s: Z
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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( n! J2 h# P5 F& V8 U厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
% p/ j& O1 V& ~厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟2 i/ ]- o) D% a) l
彼此彼此 . S% q1 S, k. o* P- A$ M
# n) p" r$ E1 L( w. m厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!! # Z/ T0 j% w |" C: K
你给我站住！
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) u) y* b' M$ z s' n p/ C" F8．know is know noknow is noknow
' P0 k3 }8 f6 u8 v 知之为知之，不知为不知… 0 o- n# I; `' Q% K1 i/ E
5 F/ Y3 H/ {5 M9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
/ i" `3 ~) d0 |. d+ L- h 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟$ u6 L7 \( w: E9 c- i. g
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11．American Chinese not enough
" E/ V. j8 h. Q# l& p- e, c厦门越野联盟 美中不足
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" F$ z4 u3 M- q, ^, }12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
3 m: q4 T% `6 P4 O5 r6 c4 K* U 车祸现场描述
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" S) c$ {' N* M x6 j厦门越野联盟13．heart flower angry open " \! i5 b1 I' U8 K8 x
心花怒放
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0 z+ l& ?+ g- {$ V3 Xwww.xmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past www.xmjeep.com9 q6 x. ^' K! u" K6 h( C. t
走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟9 V2 N7 ]" L/ L& R
% v+ }8 B @( p- Y# q* W+ w15．小明：I am sorry!
* g$ r. V' P) k1 N# x' b2 I# e5 e8 \ 老外：I am sorry too!
: a6 j. q. _1 A2 p 小明：I am sorry three! www.xmjeep.com6 m! h6 A+ m% Y
老外：What are you sorry for?
2 v& \+ Y" p8 F! j/ j+ S' t, Q 小明：I am sorry five! ' n" R$ S0 p4 P' I# q5 @$ l2 `
8 D6 u, N8 A% Q/ v7 u, t; | P厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no; " ?$ i% X! R, a2 ^ u+ R
if you want life,I have one! www.xmjeep.com- \9 x/ t4 A* ~/ f2 H
要钱没有，要命一条 厦门越野联盟( h' U) t2 l/ f3 i9 e
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. $ @3 T8 W2 X3 X! b
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 1 w* P. O; `1 v5 h |2 t
你有两下子。 www.xmjeep.com* y) Z$ k3 _1 }/ ^0 ^
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19．as far as you go to die
2 p+ L2 W4 \/ K2 s% r7 Xwww.xmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！ 8 ^0 g7 u- I' X
' p0 m. x r8 o {6 {: l- Y20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face : \" @. C. K7 g6 B' E: a1 w2 g; `
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
