世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com7 s* O3 H4 z5 [9 z
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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- x' t7 |' B) @& [: m) R: M2．how are you ? how old are you? ) f, I; a4 D2 v. { { `
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 厦门越野联盟/ v7 L; ~: L$ |
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you # f$ h" @. j4 a( U6 ]1 k. h
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 8 \" ]" i# `/ G K0 o B
% K) i( S/ R* F% k; X; O4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 1 h7 r( \6 n8 N; r6 v8 @
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
) Q$ i& i* d) uwww.xmjeep.com 有事起奏，无事退朝
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' ]0 N& _- S! \ X: W6．you me you me
* V" e" W- k$ ~8 |厦门越野联盟 彼此彼此
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- y4 [9 u7 ~1 L! d0 _7．You Give Me Stop!!
* P) M3 _" O' Z h4 Y3 ~! t 你给我站住！
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! K- h" ~7 @8 S8 v# m* n/ `8．know is know noknow is noknow
4 k0 u; K1 C' l7 c" ^% o8 ^2 s厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知… www.xmjeep.com" A( I F0 [! L/ s5 l! d
4 c+ L/ `: S- ^8 X% \厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER 9 S4 B- s% r+ t2 U
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! www.xmjeep.com4 d% c& M2 j) c' R+ Q/ W
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 3 ]$ Q4 j$ [; {/ ]2 v" q) J4 y2 K4 l
/ L, v. }/ z0 _www.xmjeep.com11．American Chinese not enough , D- ~: b- t& {/ E- }
美中不足 5 z- O: [4 r# _/ x) w; _
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟; C0 i4 R( v! s9 m
车祸现场描述 www.xmjeep.com# }+ F# c( S( `! l" U
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13．heart flower angry open
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14．go past no mistake past
: x0 n0 X& ^4 n- vwww.xmjeep.com 走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟4 N0 S; ]& d/ Y, E; z/ J
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15．小明：I am sorry!
, M' D j9 ?# R8 d8 t( q) p 老外：I am sorry too! 1 }! |. p) ]1 k4 ^- Z
小明：I am sorry three!
0 }' ?5 G$ q+ ]) M* ^! W 老外：What are you sorry for?
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; q" Q4 U' k Qwww.xmjeep.com16．If you want money,I have no; 2 b/ m. i& |6 d: ~) E" |; V
if you want life,I have one!
* Z8 F% `7 w5 U3 v9 w 要钱没有，要命一条
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7 c2 N( w) f/ D _* j* M" C* j: A! X17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
6 t5 F M- C8 E H* m3 R* o 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 www.xmjeep.com W# m8 U: Q8 E+ x2 v9 s4 A
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die g4 \' ^7 t3 ^" q- R& e# l
有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟, U$ d( i+ H( E; j9 V6 U2 N; m
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face . M2 r" F6 D9 a1 b" c: O$ Y* g1 O4 {
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
