世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com, E* j6 ]" m" W7 [: n
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$ C W5 I6 D" t& q5 U: Z! O2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟- i1 _6 {& E3 W# h/ V
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com0 s8 d8 a1 u5 M5 C; l$ J
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ) o- \! B5 {/ W) }% T% W
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 # l$ L7 X9 `: g: P' P
/ ]7 r- L- ?* ^4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ i. h2 Q8 D2 [+ m' Y% i) T" j
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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# y# h+ d$ T, A0 O* Z) _& d9 O5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
5 ~/ R9 Z. T0 X$ J 有事起奏，无事退朝 厦门越野联盟0 d; I9 B6 \, ]' b; E- l& ]3 V
: E. B6 v2 |, D" }: B厦门越野联盟6．you me you me
0 d" x, b$ r+ E( Z6 B% swww.xmjeep.com 彼此彼此 www.xmjeep.com& W" O- W) p4 c& `
! j5 n' j6 ~& t6 v5 L% d1 s7．You Give Me Stop!!
! M* _9 S) c: ^厦门越野联盟 你给我站住！ $ v; x D# R. D: X' A0 X
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
; j& w$ \, {# B7 V I9 ~2 E& r 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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: ]4 R* f* }/ l3 y# x( G9．WATCH SISTER
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0 @- \, p0 z% _) |2 g7 v: R. i/ i1 L; Pwww.xmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! : ^+ D1 k8 D: _
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ . ~7 B) B. |. V
5 D! f. _0 Q3 c11．American Chinese not enough 6 B- E! g% h( w8 b
美中不足
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: L( b( g; j; [# Cwww.xmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
& [9 ?7 n- K/ o2 B$ g2 @4 M 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
4 I ~$ v1 x1 ~) X9 w9 m9 J' [2 g( B9 \ 心花怒放 # C2 M# m5 U2 m) e* u
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14．go past no mistake past
, K) k; n8 r ~8 U2 b1 p 走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟* I9 b" j" l+ S6 t3 ?
! |# S/ Q) @7 {& J厦门越野联盟15．小明：I am sorry!
: X o: m! p# G) d2 D: M8 U1 s 老外：I am sorry too! 厦门越野联盟9 w- G. u' X5 |+ x, c% s
小明：I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟+ [, @5 Y8 {' t6 A( M. N t
老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟/ z! P: ~7 U" X: E+ ~! \
小明：I am sorry five! $ Z3 M1 }) u) T" Y' g, }+ Z3 c1 K7 y
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16．If you want money,I have no; 4 r7 [( I8 P0 y6 K) l
if you want life,I have one! www.xmjeep.com: W0 O* l+ k1 o: A
要钱没有，要命一条
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; W, ]) a6 P' M w17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
: @( \' O5 N- j3 {1 j 我叫李老大，今年25。 www.xmjeep.com: v6 E+ A2 b0 j, r0 @/ k
/ o8 r! n/ O' |, U18．you have two down son。
p" S: o y7 e @- M3 Z 你有两下子。 www.xmjeep.com. j, {0 w Z. }" ?
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19．as far as you go to die
. Y5 H+ q* f0 d, i9 T n8 d! X7 o I 有多远，死多远！！！！
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1 B/ J# X% s2 @/ z, m" H20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
2 _" ?% T" ?% w Z* @7 q1 o; n' z' w3 u厦门越野联盟 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
