世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com7 |9 v* U9 U$ X1 e1 U( w
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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7 {5 p7 p5 x1 K厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
# b+ x) |; w2 @ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟/ ^7 J' I; E& `7 ^, }' |0 l, T
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ; e, g/ n; ?0 P: o7 U$ T& I
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
5 }- r7 x) @' q2 D1 K9 c S) d3 wwww.xmjeep.com 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 7 L5 Y# F7 n$ }9 j
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! www.xmjeep.com( W5 a" f7 S; i9 I+ J- o' U' J- g
有事起奏，无事退朝 # }6 U/ f; {1 S3 I; G- I; k5 t* C
c5 ]7 K& }# M S, |6．you me you me
' H$ _$ m4 { @- t8 p5 swww.xmjeep.com 彼此彼此 & J; R0 a; V9 _% E
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
: s" ]+ m9 W) R2 y+ d 你给我站住！
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# S4 k+ ^! J+ L, \8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟4 h, }) x9 D: ~4 t3 m
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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- r' Z2 C, [# S9 y9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 6 q3 ` e6 U4 h& f8 i0 W
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
# n) b) e! S+ f% H 美中不足
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6 P* b* b& \' g6 F# k4 K6 xwww.xmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
9 w' J O$ q! m& ~% g4 c 车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟9 E# X: A% d, P
* L; a- M+ D; |9 s$ ]$ R5 ~, nwww.xmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open 0 K& v; H0 n# z3 f3 | I( q+ ?
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
6 @2 V( r: `0 ^2 P! Q/ ^$ N 走过路过，不要错过 www.xmjeep.com7 x0 r; v4 f3 F8 Q! U7 R/ D
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15．小明：I am sorry!
6 v& e5 r: j P: |2 Z 老外：I am sorry too!
% J9 _' e# @3 |" Z 小明：I am sorry three!
/ P/ @, o! m' |& P+ h' S 老外：What are you sorry for?
. W& o5 I9 m* @ H& r 小明：I am sorry five!
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6 e( H0 G6 n2 `$ T0 K. g" }. d1 _( P& C厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no; . n: v! u3 U. q, N5 p. ?
if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟% P- J+ g# w8 f
要钱没有，要命一条 www.xmjeep.com5 [& j, o& N6 Q+ Q$ x
$ W9 [! A, r/ i; h17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. / C% j1 u3 J/ ]4 b8 v
我叫李老大，今年25。
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$ t f0 ^0 h% e. y: e3 E18．you have two down son。 ) E3 t* V6 {" x2 c5 `* Z
你有两下子。
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% I+ V6 k& C# H Y; } `! t( A' B19．as far as you go to die
+ `' M1 u+ z+ X' e) N# rwww.xmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！
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- z% Y* B$ E2 q, p( v+ i20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
) x) e$ D! B4 R- D6 t 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
