世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ " k/ P) G, k' t2 Z+ i
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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# N) a7 O" A& O1 A4 F! P2．how are you ? how old are you? www.xmjeep.com- [5 M1 a+ r* y( D! f
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com0 p3 a: w7 X+ @6 F6 m: N
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you & M, s7 c6 j% W# h- f
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 www.xmjeep.com. \( p" U) [; M# I0 d1 x' r
' `8 f: L- w5 F3 f6 `. V' o: b9 Y+ o4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
1 o' s( i( w9 d: S9 a5 Zwww.xmjeep.com 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ www.xmjeep.com% Y0 ]; R# Y$ E" y$ W
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟- L6 P7 i, X& o4 e( Y/ e
有事起奏，无事退朝
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3 n0 `+ J: K& F6．you me you me 6 g9 E% ]7 K6 E \; I. l$ a
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! www.xmjeep.com* w3 W1 \9 k3 _* S; z) x
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
- j1 m/ w9 ]/ |% |$ Y( g- U 知之为知之，不知为不知… " s) E# J, A1 p d1 J2 I; m: e
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! & [+ N& B( ]; n7 L @
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough . e9 q( Q6 ^# A' J
美中不足 7 v. [* T9 p" U' }
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open , Y% `) L% w b) P# M4 ~9 R
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past 5 F4 ~# q( w* Q- Q* \
走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟# z; L6 A, m/ Z: h: P
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15．小明：I am sorry!
0 {; r `0 K: I2 s/ g 老外：I am sorry too! # p0 A! V5 T3 U5 w* a7 l! i2 L
小明：I am sorry three! www.xmjeep.com" m8 I$ h9 `/ }3 @3 C7 p* {+ V
老外：What are you sorry for? www.xmjeep.com+ Y8 `; }/ U" F: t
小明：I am sorry five! www.xmjeep.com6 P6 _- ^5 t+ b( I& Y* L
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16．If you want money,I have no;
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要钱没有，要命一条 www.xmjeep.com5 y$ ]" \$ }. i5 W, m( K0 s, z
% C& F& w& d: v% v17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
{+ ~& F u2 K5 z5 J 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
; e, {/ w0 S8 ~( ^$ I0 N& ] 你有两下子。
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6 w0 o0 v" T/ K( D" I8 Q. j19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟3 \6 s" O; X0 @5 A2 W
有多远，死多远！！！！
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( ]1 [; T# l' U5 i$ D; B/ awww.xmjeep.com20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
9 p( b+ ?% `+ O/ [* k( G 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
