世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
5 g4 I2 F) f7 v5 U3 o% Q# w 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 2 m4 t6 [, G* S+ z0 a
) _: C& e) ~# ]" X$ m, R9 V! U" a3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ; k3 _" V d% U! o
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4 \/ S( H% ?+ T. d
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 6 n8 L3 I- \& O
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟5 X7 y/ u" R0 |
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟0 Z4 M8 {# i5 `: ^" S0 ] E6 h( e
有事起奏，无事退朝
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彼此彼此
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/ C: r# u5 S0 K8 P" B7．You Give Me Stop!!
5 n T% I' k; d7 Qwww.xmjeep.com 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow " U0 `1 i& _$ f6 b7 [6 W3 ?/ J
知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟5 ~, y3 l& V7 p! _) q( `
3 f' c. {2 h$ R& \6 `. T厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! - C) a) m9 Q7 N7 t4 P% j: @
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟9 f* H5 U' p( f
" n Q* n L2 }" @8 F11．American Chinese not enough ' ?, G3 I% h9 o4 E) q" B
美中不足
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, e7 X$ G& D9 y. m8 fwww.xmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die www.xmjeep.com- z: `8 k2 L: a
车祸现场描述
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/ d) u$ ~* I/ v- r' j! B13．heart flower angry open
7 Q$ U+ x4 s7 L. u3 t* R* X 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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W" T3 B: K0 ^ ^15．小明：I am sorry! 0 y8 |5 T% g+ C& `
老外：I am sorry too! 7 z. R7 X# v2 P2 a4 |& x2 ?
小明：I am sorry three!
; \( }3 P8 E3 F) v: i7 r( m4 n 老外：What are you sorry for? www.xmjeep.com e. ]8 f+ y7 V6 ^
小明：I am sorry five! 1 h. X' k2 I8 h5 M
8 Z0 D7 A D# |* P厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟1 b8 m4 m, `" V( R5 C4 }
if you want life,I have one! " I& o, x3 L" \8 b! ]
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
' }8 d H a8 W. n 我叫李老大，今年25。 , S9 e7 v6 U8 }1 X
$ B9 S- b# I& q$ j% L( a2 w厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。 www.xmjeep.com, a) ^/ Z, @$ n, L c
你有两下子。 www.xmjeep.com4 o. M: r1 I( H
+ {5 n( z( |% V& H, p19．as far as you go to die " X* I! `6 c- l+ O0 j' o
有多远，死多远！！！！ " z% T/ w! E, ]
3 J9 p2 _: U7 J- t0 B0 t/ A( g. e' y20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
, ? L6 {1 Q J! f! M1 j, B3 I, T+ Z 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
