世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
$ J c( p: m0 G' o- k# X 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you www.xmjeep.com5 ]. _2 \4 B. _4 |# }- A
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ www.xmjeep.com% |- s: f$ r" ]5 L& N( C
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! , T; ]0 a9 }) \% ?
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6．you me you me
; o: w; a7 X& c, e) X$ k9 J, O 彼此彼此 $ p# `. b! L# u: }" X* u
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7．You Give Me Stop!! www.xmjeep.com" K; G3 L: I1 I& o
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
1 S- i' i3 t# p6 F0 K 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
! E' h! L, z0 x" s( i 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟; p. Q6 m, y! P
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11．American Chinese not enough
6 m) k3 Z. I7 V( p" Q6 D5 j" ] 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
) p! t# S" i6 M5 F9 hwww.xmjeep.com 车祸现场描述 www.xmjeep.com# W8 T* v) t1 [& {3 f
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13．heart flower angry open
4 R3 \0 H. _* ^8 u 心花怒放
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2 J. Z7 L: B) K" U m3 \; f( J厦门越野联盟14．go past no mistake past
( J! {$ u3 m3 c! q 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! Q% v! r4 r" }$ u; l) d
老外：I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com. z) w" C2 _, T% Y3 ~; K6 \
小明：I am sorry three!
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小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; ) ?. r* M% K5 `' F
if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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18．you have two down son。
$ N. p4 b! }4 M7 l0 z厦门越野联盟 你有两下子。 ! V) ^/ \7 t8 @( N) y2 t
2 Y1 @ _3 O- [- C; m5 J19．as far as you go to die www.xmjeep.com$ p0 _( z9 i! P: [) g) U- K
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face www.xmjeep.com0 J: g! Z& m. v! o
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
