世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ " T9 B, S( A2 ~) `: w
咱俩谁跟谁阿 & G! f4 n. }- r |2 J
+ s! S# G$ T( u$ |0 c m3 j6 R0 {2．how are you ? how old are you? www.xmjeep.com" c& o+ {1 k7 E# d4 F
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 8 k8 ?2 O8 G0 P, A* s/ B J9 Q5 m" x
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
; z: }( a: V5 i" O' \. v- f& Vwww.xmjeep.com 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 1 m# c, \ x! D
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
3 T# D6 Q3 b0 i, l厦门越野联盟 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟; d; J$ H" t( _& P8 d H
4 [' x( ]: Z4 y* m7 {/ q" R5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
+ r9 C$ x) f: c. v* X* { d 有事起奏，无事退朝 www.xmjeep.com) K0 C9 R4 D4 C4 [
9 z0 F2 c( D, z厦门越野联盟6．you me you me
; U9 l* A4 E$ w9 a. i" F4 }/ s v; P# ? 彼此彼此 ) }: j* D6 Q( T" R# [& M
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
( g% n w `; M 你给我站住！
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% ]9 s2 B) d2 \/ T$ _8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟& F0 o. b8 n5 P% Q" L v& Q: ]
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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3 ~# }/ N$ c, u Q9．WATCH SISTER
1 e" J( k, {# J% N 表妹 / K: o+ P/ B \5 L( e& |
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟5 c$ M$ H; N* P& w
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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1 t# x& \; W2 P2 e/ j/ ~11．American Chinese not enough 6 i( a2 c# ~' | F
美中不足
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- F/ E0 _0 A+ X4 Z) h12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die & T+ U/ r: ?, S+ ^
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
' r0 p7 G. h3 C4 M! ]( ^& V 心花怒放 厦门越野联盟$ ]- c, A6 ?5 O) ~) i
1 s1 b1 F" z3 @14．go past no mistake past 3 L* d" {3 B1 v" E# q
走过路过，不要错过 www.xmjeep.com1 a, {6 {& d2 R, [. o9 Y9 i) z E7 C3 i
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15．小明：I am sorry! . @* b* d m- a, N& l2 p
老外：I am sorry too!
6 V9 ^$ K7 B8 j$ D' o 小明：I am sorry three!
9 |7 R5 A4 {# G7 xwww.xmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for? % {3 t& ]% w8 C* R+ l. e& h
小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟& ]3 e d, v. w; B
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16．If you want money,I have no;
$ p6 l8 z9 Y* }+ P# C! i if you want life,I have one!
! J5 k6 d8 F) M8 p( Y 要钱没有，要命一条 厦门越野联盟$ \& p3 {7 ~6 Q2 a# q2 }. ^
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
6 L% K6 K5 x' K6 x厦门越野联盟 我叫李老大，今年25。 2 e" B; \* h7 T; @
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18．you have two down son。 3 S; M* O0 v# N: [0 D2 M8 v8 U
你有两下子。
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: P% W6 N) |+ G4 N' o* rwww.xmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die ; A1 }8 E- C! X1 k6 D4 H6 L
有多远，死多远！！！！
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+ }. q$ @$ \$ @: X. }# b) n20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face www.xmjeep.com8 D6 ?5 i& M- Z+ Z
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
