世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ) m7 S6 T5 q5 D! N
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
# L4 {7 J; A: `8 ~" D 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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. P8 a( Z4 ?/ I6 f4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
, s! h4 w8 o1 T" r/ q厦门越野联盟 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5 f o& d. G$ {) t: S
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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彼此彼此
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* D$ `$ d1 x3 d$ x1 @7．You Give Me Stop!!
( G; _6 t! n6 K厦门越野联盟 你给我站住！ 6 }' ~/ f/ Y, k, [0 k0 g6 {! [
厦门越野联盟! { B) U9 \& {
8．know is know noknow is noknow + L: W6 M1 ?: R6 L3 I
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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5 ~: b: s5 D4 s) o9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 9 \& z9 H% M$ ^
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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+ c! B% p! {; _( k! p/ W7 n, t; y11．American Chinese not enough www.xmjeep.com3 h# D* S4 Z1 a1 `
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open , R; s7 P5 }& Y- |% A0 q K
心花怒放 6 e9 E3 y4 T! L9 P4 `
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14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry!
) n3 F# i) @3 U& _$ ?& x 老外：I am sorry too! 8 D! ^( Z, q0 |3 g. e
小明：I am sorry three!
, S9 ?$ U! e" Y# t3 ] X 老外：What are you sorry for? www.xmjeep.com" ~3 X1 f8 S8 ~+ w
小明：I am sorry five! 5 B" r4 V& @ N# x$ B' l7 Y
' o! F, t+ A8 U# s" U# I16．If you want money,I have no;
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要钱没有，要命一条
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9 E8 A! Z2 j0 {1 A0 X4 n( Z17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. " {- B' @ g2 E+ v
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
) M! X' ?+ c( _7 s6 t 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
$ s% P2 y+ w, ]9 B1 t- ?, M4 |0 A 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face www.xmjeep.com/ Y- C4 [' \! X' t6 r4 _/ H
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
