世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
: o( ` u. Q5 ]+ V) t* d# L 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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6 C1 I+ w1 q* w. A0 {2．how are you ? how old are you?
- A; q3 h- z' l, U3 Xwww.xmjeep.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you " b' s3 a0 i+ S3 K s
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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1 m. C( A1 Y# pwww.xmjeep.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
+ J- d0 @! Q) ~- Y& x) ]www.xmjeep.com 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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) b/ W- N9 N% J9 `6．you me you me www.xmjeep.com1 _+ s5 J7 w% Y. G0 y
彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟' G- B+ K$ P3 B0 y" |7 i5 R
$ G- B& D/ _3 D! p7．You Give Me Stop!!
, e* Y4 H& O* @% |: A0 S 你给我站住！
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9 y- k, r5 d: {! y, }) K0 U8．know is know noknow is noknow www.xmjeep.com& m8 b) Q, Q4 d- \7 D' H2 E
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER + U( {5 A) u. B! l- ?5 t6 t
表妹 1 |, _8 @( b+ a* e
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! www.xmjeep.com/ H6 U( l* v3 \3 P4 u0 ?0 b( G2 h
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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1 A, z \9 W' H& e4 d3 c11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open ) S7 V/ w: K: U# ]: u
心花怒放
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* L3 _, t, b- O0 j/ ?/ s14．go past no mistake past 厦门越野联盟/ E3 U" P. w2 W2 x3 `
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! 5 J$ z3 Z8 N/ `4 n9 C* Z
老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for?
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16．If you want money,I have no; www.xmjeep.com& ~. |3 [7 e5 V7 R2 a. z
if you want life,I have one! / Y- v* O; y3 c- b2 q
要钱没有，要命一条 www.xmjeep.com' ]( @# a. v% z) ]" U ?
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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18．you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟; r- a1 f: p0 ?
你有两下子。 . \" S7 A; j" F' F- G; A
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19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟. g4 W4 c; j% j Z0 A
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face www.xmjeep.com1 F$ c- [5 C" e
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
