世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ' @* X7 H& s) A: H2 f* E
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 8 k1 I2 o9 j% E" a6 ]! J3 K
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
. [' k/ A$ Q, }$ g 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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' U. m/ V. \, ~5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟" K; _* |7 N9 m; j" b/ J5 S
有事起奏，无事退朝
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: X* R. \8 o" E" D6 M6．you me you me
" e3 g) M2 j* w 彼此彼此
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( |+ M9 p& B2 N9 j7．You Give Me Stop!! % a0 ~, _! S) ~1 Z
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
" n) d$ W3 {, f& ^7 D& }; O 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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5 W* U' m; S7 J& _! A9 e9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! $ `# P5 {$ ~5 d! Q; V* |/ g& s
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough 0 T- P- d' L7 r+ D1 V; u7 b
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die & k) T+ |7 J2 {+ A6 x) w
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open ( L$ e( J1 R/ _7 n1 x& z
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6 C+ l! Y8 r$ G& f7 R14．go past no mistake past 厦门越野联盟, d( { Y. J8 Y
走过路过，不要错过
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( K$ A1 y, V" y4 m+ ^厦门越野联盟15．小明：I am sorry!
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老外：What are you sorry for? 9 T" U0 a2 G: N5 O+ p8 o
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16．If you want money,I have no;
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要钱没有，要命一条
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9 N }3 _8 N, T: \ T5 N: ]6 Z厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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18．you have two down son。
: {% t8 A& A6 |0 { 你有两下子。 , C* ^. o0 u! a6 O: }- ]
7 F# ?* t* \1 Q5 k19．as far as you go to die
6 ]) M; B! l; V4 }! H* ~5 e$ Swww.xmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 3 [* B. a& O# w( {( H8 ^3 }
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
