昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
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7 h* Y6 c) H: @$ c/ J- ^www.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”www.xmjeep.com6 |$ o' s L' {. T" B" g* t
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老外:“Can you speak english?”
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前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”www.xmjeep.com* \! Q5 C$ L$ q; O% P8 b
5 k$ S8 q, L0 a6 ~) i 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
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0 k0 o2 \4 F# S* Q厦门越野联盟 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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8 [! G6 ]; N) Q) {) J l1 b3 N 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”www.xmjeep.com& }. P& p: ]( ~/ t% d4 Z
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前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
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& m* f2 d* T- O; }' }1 N& F2 N6 Y 老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
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前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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前台小姐:“你好.”
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老外:“你好.”1 B* \4 ]3 t. c1 }
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老外:“你能说英语吗?”% R3 `# T3 o! _/ w+ {
' R- M. m; o; |: A8 ewww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”% L: F" I, h4 l& P
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老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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+ P& A3 E. A3 u 前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”
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: F" I! C- v- L; q 老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”
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老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”