世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 6 R2 ~0 a5 {& W: r6 U Y9 W: K
咱俩谁跟谁阿 & L' J9 m2 v! v8 k$ ~9 y8 W
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟% D* D6 n [6 p
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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' j- V" v" l3 W; q; v0 Twww.xmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
! ^" b2 l+ ?3 i( K5 `$ @ 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 # d! _$ v: p7 ~ M7 X1 U$ F7 E
) ?6 S% a/ S1 d9 T; k- E厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ www.xmjeep.com* z" @9 b" d& q4 x: H% D
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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, T3 w( K$ M* f: d5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! , @( I* D% S$ g- V' V
有事起奏，无事退朝 4 b# H o) H% d; f4 o. |8 y3 v J+ c8 P
4 c$ u9 R% m7 c" O7 c6．you me you me
# }9 }% j, o6 L X) Z 彼此彼此
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6 x! Z7 k: ?" W/ _! }6 v6 o7．You Give Me Stop!! www.xmjeep.com+ e+ B6 H) l+ u3 @1 j* x
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
1 [- \' c: T, \2 l5 a$ [+ F4 t/ t 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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& ]* i) V( x7 p5 uwww.xmjeep.com9．WATCH SISTER
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) L, _$ r( J; \, ?10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
+ y* h2 ]9 ]! U& @厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟. _4 A# y5 x! D. c) G% G6 Y
* {3 W% D% e4 `1 k6 m3 B1 R4 i( z6 z! Y11．American Chinese not enough 9 [$ @8 a* z* n7 N: Q3 v
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
8 g. Y' r) E% r& k* l4 H+ O 车祸现场描述
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) i7 w; w# ?/ B( E: o( j. Q! n, a13．heart flower angry open
" Z) B" _) Z- T6 v, [. F Z" M 心花怒放 厦门越野联盟% q8 G' }% P* v! t6 F0 w0 S
, X( X( {! t$ x, |8 I14．go past no mistake past 厦门越野联盟/ o4 g7 y7 ~7 s
走过路过，不要错过 6 ^8 L: f$ P2 Q
& g3 T3 C, I; C. K/ awww.xmjeep.com15．小明：I am sorry!
8 k" V5 E% d& m; H7 Z+ U; E 老外：I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com% C% h) t1 P. {3 G& X3 E( m
小明：I am sorry three!
" U* k4 `3 ]- T* d 老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟& [7 |; ?6 K& q
小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟" I. E3 a. |! ^/ ]' w) [
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16．If you want money,I have no;
8 O) A6 D4 `" a7 i if you want life,I have one! ( w6 @2 t# r' [6 ]" p0 p
要钱没有，要命一条
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8 c$ r9 f; g% i+ G, O4 E17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
5 [; ~; \! m! q+ \, y* Y4 S: Z, I 我叫李老大，今年25。
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6 q7 M% y; o, q' J18．you have two down son。
8 D* Y7 C9 h5 z+ f3 L c+ kwww.xmjeep.com 你有两下子。 ; K' u+ o3 [4 A& ~
9 @ ~# k( }: i+ [( [& z1 ^厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die
3 t; t; L. ~2 P4 t8 g; k9 j! \% r3 Awww.xmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！ & m" K6 L3 Y+ b9 {+ ^! O5 Z: C
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
9 W* L9 ?+ L2 U# g" X厦门越野联盟 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
