世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 9 s7 J0 O7 g) M3 J
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 7 K1 C: \! C6 n! l4 d0 {- |0 @
2 ^" W8 U' X0 b- i5 f' ]. @, Z3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
7 P0 N! t" H. U v' J 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 & b/ }6 H2 M: G9 ?
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
/ W; H* {) Q7 X G! [ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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S' v- ?! {9 X5 q: a5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
& N' b. L: E- r: c 有事起奏，无事退朝 / w# L, H. i6 Q( X: n. | t2 h7 T
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6．you me you me
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& K( O# h; q7 j; O" r( p0 N# V4 Q7．You Give Me Stop!!
8 q) l1 ^, c: Q( B0 I 你给我站住！
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( @/ f6 o# q4 ~8 [) _" r2 D! R- F4 v8．know is know noknow is noknow
6 e( \+ F( d e 知之为知之，不知为不知… ! f, Y" H r' k1 C" f' t# l
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9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟2 ^$ T1 R0 Z5 b2 r
表妹 www.xmjeep.com5 K( v: j$ A) A; u8 {# ?3 H
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ( W. s( I. K. V$ L
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ $ Z7 R3 F G" E6 z( p
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11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟% h1 u* T2 @7 b8 ]# n
心花怒放 9 t3 @3 h: N {0 o. u+ M9 i
9 G; ~( D) R; p$ E5 qwww.xmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past
% i4 i. ~' M& T" g4 Q: B 走过路过，不要错过
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X* T2 d/ W8 Z6 n! m15．小明：I am sorry! 0 `- C" H0 ]* W2 ?$ I+ G0 e6 r4 y
老外：I am sorry too!
3 _9 D: }( L" ?6 m$ P$ r. e# R 小明：I am sorry three!
+ _' v& f7 l, r5 |* X" Z 老外：What are you sorry for?
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: e* a% I' c W% \1 M- w: Z厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no; # Q! x; Z) A5 E2 y- e
if you want life,I have one!
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: ~0 P1 f2 a0 h& L17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
, ?7 p# P7 d6 q9 c7 h6 | 我叫李老大，今年25。
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, o7 r' ^( c- U! n5 E2 S# }1 Q18．you have two down son。
/ V+ ?$ C5 K3 hwww.xmjeep.com 你有两下子。
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V4 ?4 g1 r. w# L Q厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die www.xmjeep.com. F: a) u' m; Y1 a' z
有多远，死多远！！！！ www.xmjeep.com; J* I+ u1 \! F' s8 M7 ~
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 厦门越野联盟. A" B, C- |" u! `) |3 m1 T
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
