世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 3 U2 Q @9 b5 A9 q% k
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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# G7 @! R6 s& x8 u7 i& p- s4 v厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
) V( Y! N& {: K9 j4 bwww.xmjeep.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ & q9 ^( m: Y% A C+ K7 j, F
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
' \/ R* I1 `" N 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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! P% S6 A8 r) T: U6 H1 g0 L0 h4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
7 U6 w9 M* ~/ n 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ . J. t' F# }: j
! I2 k2 d+ S( |# Q- g5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
8 R6 L# m ^; F5 P$ U+ u) C厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
5 @$ U( N3 S6 y2 j 彼此彼此
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( w. J' d1 W; ?8 W厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!!
9 O9 w4 g* ?8 T, n( p, S" X 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟( r* T; S" U- O$ W! K6 u" y
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER . T9 `9 g& i) U) B: Z0 V/ ?3 o
表妹 & P& d) }" Z4 U/ v6 L7 v
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! www.xmjeep.com) V7 i b! c* P0 M0 E- l+ p
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough % x* `: z# u1 m* B: w# g, s0 X
美中不足
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1 V( S1 f; m, z3 i12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open www.xmjeep.com! L F4 [9 T, W4 |
心花怒放 厦门越野联盟9 |& {' m4 d' F* G* T* s" U
5 f: e3 X8 _1 G. H i7 a厦门越野联盟14．go past no mistake past
, D3 ^- n4 E: D) c5 A' C# G6 ^ 走过路过，不要错过 ; s6 @3 J6 A$ e
+ R; c; _7 ?+ q/ k15．小明：I am sorry!
& g1 v2 S# Z. ]! ?! |, y) j5 {% c 老外：I am sorry too!
0 V8 ^' A9 e Z; x 小明：I am sorry three!
$ @7 J8 v: o: A: }9 fwww.xmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for? www.xmjeep.com2 T- P+ l+ N' ?+ H, _) J! u3 J x" ]
小明：I am sorry five! 5 I, N& k. `# f
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16．If you want money,I have no;
% D2 v" N9 n+ |: W% N6 c6 r) i1 T3 } if you want life,I have one!
s; O$ E/ y, ]8 k 要钱没有，要命一条
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7 X# c4 ^; M8 L; A. R( X6 y17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
* F! w, e+ S6 V. D7 ~' T 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
' Q+ }# _$ x; C: t4 y 你有两下子。 www.xmjeep.com8 Q- U3 K" p, l" Y% x
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19．as far as you go to die
9 c/ b1 d6 u) v2 e# ] 有多远，死多远！！！！ , S/ d0 B# S, @+ i% T5 f- P, u
: q7 S/ z/ O, L, ] i20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 7 A* s' ?3 [3 e/ U* S
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
