世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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8 x- [" C" r$ `5 ?" F% W/ c% d w3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you + i2 A4 s* j4 j* P& E, }* y
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 7 O0 ~; [0 T. X0 Y
' @( _* \7 [" n3 d* b厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
4 z2 ~( D) l5 _4 J 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ www.xmjeep.com2 d+ F: S" J2 F# f# S9 [5 M& J
& @9 s0 a5 `( X8 ?' U厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me
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7 P! e! P! F1 h+ \5 I6 o* v( H厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!!
5 I9 i* B$ o6 F: P 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
; r. o7 v9 H3 c z0 K! P6 T" I w 知之为知之，不知为不知… . f; {6 k3 B4 L; A
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9．WATCH SISTER
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( P3 y2 @: T" i, F- w: [7 m10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟1 S7 g8 L0 v6 r6 h
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 4 `# q( p) t+ N$ @9 r% g# a
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11．American Chinese not enough www.xmjeep.com4 B, p2 m+ C3 o' m& O. f1 x
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ' |. a9 _& J1 ]- A/ A0 o S
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open 8 T- e& A4 C! n7 L p3 |: b9 r7 n
心花怒放 2 k/ |3 \; l! q6 }) Z
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14．go past no mistake past 7 [, z3 s% s% [8 ?- Z- H0 Q7 p
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! www.xmjeep.com5 }, r) h3 j% f' V$ @( f1 {
老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for? www.xmjeep.com, R3 G' O [7 V+ S, s
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9 _! |. U4 u2 z0 J, v% s16．If you want money,I have no;
# k# r; K/ b' r' h2 Y, ]& @ if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟, W! V7 `) y/ Y+ W* n
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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- Y! T3 L3 V" r' N# g% t18．you have two down son。
$ W% Q; N/ @/ K- T) r 你有两下子。
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4 U2 H: M" c$ ]6 @ S5 k4 b19．as far as you go to die
0 H5 [/ V6 p+ W. [, l' t2 V厦门越野联盟 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face www.xmjeep.com/ H/ t6 c. u7 g
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
