世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟3 g c( K0 Y+ Z) p/ q7 \9 B- v( D7 E
咱俩谁跟谁阿 3 ] v, j: e* {. l2 K
' _# b; a& T& m2．how are you ? how old are you? & N2 J' ~( J1 Q9 R
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com/ R2 H) Q# X3 f
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟& M; d& C3 A8 w0 F3 Y0 O
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 * b( [/ ?/ i; x. ?" |* t
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
\* ?- B. R5 }/ n3 n |www.xmjeep.com 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ , Z- V1 v$ p* E# W& r& w
1 V+ `4 o$ e$ J* R, _7 _3 F8 X5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! www.xmjeep.com- F8 T# W& F. f9 ]3 u1 {2 l+ g+ `; Q
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me ( v9 Y) w3 s& k/ n8 \' A' V
彼此彼此
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/ x6 a2 W l& u2 L1 F5 D9 {8 uwww.xmjeep.com7．You Give Me Stop!! 3 b1 r: @4 [, z0 y: s8 Q
你给我站住！ 3 h% j6 Y3 t. }; N, L' v
8 V2 t6 ~/ |- ~8 L: q3 p( @, Swww.xmjeep.com8．know is know noknow is noknow
& P h2 V8 M+ U: a9 Q3 Z 知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟9 f) F7 ?# \* F; \+ I' w5 \
d' d/ n7 _" h2 \+ k* P+ i }9．WATCH SISTER www.xmjeep.com4 s" x z5 A6 w+ `
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
& z, q( K% ~# V' r% |) B3 _9 T6 G 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough 6 Z- i" h& V+ E% G# {
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die * ]; `! T0 m* N& g3 k
车祸现场描述
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; E# N8 y G& D0 y/ z# |www.xmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open $ L8 _; \' m" |$ m
心花怒放
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- O6 B0 x$ p9 s厦门越野联盟14．go past no mistake past www.xmjeep.com" G! ], t5 @% g c: X
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
$ G% N# G: }% X: i. @) `- O' xwww.xmjeep.com 老外：I am sorry too! 厦门越野联盟( }: c& \8 m0 |, d% w* T1 R3 v
小明：I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟* K) b9 p6 H7 G/ F6 S
老外：What are you sorry for? 2 ~3 p# _. u! D& t9 F
小明：I am sorry five! www.xmjeep.com6 N3 m8 V" I) Y: x( |
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16．If you want money,I have no; 5 l8 |. R0 |: ]3 b2 J
if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟4 I3 T4 Q, V0 A: j4 H- v2 B8 D
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟 i% ?1 f( z( G
我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟' ?$ V* h+ h1 k" c# z( |
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18．you have two down son。
: f T7 h$ p; ` 你有两下子。 " v# `; L9 F# p
" p( r7 x& V$ k19．as far as you go to die 3 Y0 O. S/ N% f _1 f/ l& G
有多远，死多远！！！！ $ g. J M3 j, B9 f8 v
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 8 Z& C/ H' J9 Y! I8 h; _2 f& m1 v
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
