世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ " O' R% Y8 ^; S5 _8 t$ @/ f8 j5 ^
咱俩谁跟谁阿 " F8 a2 Z; s! T9 `; [7 Q
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2．how are you ? how old are you? ; ]* I% y$ E' ]
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ' d- ?, b8 i0 V" K
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
! e9 {9 p' z, O; y9 ~& a# p5 u) ^ 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
% p8 _7 a" e; _) ~3 Y# ^& v: m 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 5 H. u9 B: F7 P& l( d
有事起奏，无事退朝
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2 {; `! F6 Y5 Z8 o- v3 f4 N6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟: P3 {7 T) T: I! u6 d. Z3 s
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! . p/ m" _8 k/ a2 H5 \0 e
你给我站住！
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/ Q; f# C7 U, i7 p6 Z4 w2 g. N S: H8．know is know noknow is noknow
9 i0 |) g3 a8 d2 x; g% v v: u 知之为知之，不知为不知… 3 i4 U$ L! U( n
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9．WATCH SISTER www.xmjeep.com7 I( `/ V8 H4 `8 l1 E3 S! L4 M$ E
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
+ a/ f4 }7 q1 w4 I 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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9 \: n( c$ u+ v, v( |' a. b+ h11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟! L8 O7 k0 [8 b1 \
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die www.xmjeep.com3 o5 Z' }) A+ E& ^! N9 }" h2 C' R% X
车祸现场描述 2 D' D4 S5 `' I1 `( c3 z' [
) C; a( e9 L* g7 Xwww.xmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟5 `% T( H' n2 z8 t! C' R0 g
心花怒放
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/ X2 N! O3 ^3 R: \2 n5 jwww.xmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past
( ]+ m; B7 q( _/ } 走过路过，不要错过 www.xmjeep.com& u4 T4 O# n! D! H8 w
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15．小明：I am sorry!
' Z+ R5 c; G4 K% Z# L; N 老外：I am sorry too!
- F0 v$ K( K; q5 ?; _8 P" }4 F1 L 小明：I am sorry three! $ o6 P9 P% u- C! `9 i0 @2 _4 L
老外：What are you sorry for? ) x5 o% j' Q. y" j5 M- e
小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟6 `) F8 u `+ I8 _! d' i$ O: A
9 C9 i* m/ c( ~6 k- s, b5 T16．If you want money,I have no; 3 E! ]) d8 `! V5 \- ]% j0 E. t
if you want life,I have one! 4 h. a/ h8 d) `+ {
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% {) X8 Q* L5 V% @6 F# _3 D17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
2 F* Q% X6 D0 Z' A! Q! G 我叫李老大，今年25。
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$ [$ r1 P' c. j- | ^/ M厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。 ! P8 r1 @: y9 F4 b, i
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die + p6 F9 ~' g7 q& s/ z
有多远，死多远！！！！ $ \0 J3 Y7 l. E! P' \' X$ J
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
+ B$ a. k4 E* b; L0 J0 t! M8 q 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
