世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
( p4 g' ~/ m. V8 d% V+ S9 @www.xmjeep.com 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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- L8 J, j6 N! f; }% f$ c* a2．how are you ? how old are you? p G" \. Y+ S, g
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ , b# s1 _7 C3 @' y
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 7 U$ D7 O6 y& o4 ~, b- x% r( C9 M6 ^
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 % b% K2 v4 C- y0 ?
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ # Q3 w3 Q6 n- y" V# }# @
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ & b' f0 ]4 x7 O$ i0 A8 F0 G5 x8 f
5 }( r" a+ B1 V4 p W& v) A5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
: L" ]8 s" ]* l5 Y' L m 有事起奏，无事退朝 厦门越野联盟) V" ~+ J. J8 {- o/ y
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6．you me you me . O4 D3 T* J% a" c n$ r) F
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
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x/ p2 h4 ]' ^0 H) d. t厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow 2 V% ^# P! W! G- D0 Y3 a
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER - G H1 l7 ~) C. z; q
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
0 ^8 Z9 |- o4 F1 o 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ * \5 Q: g X6 {0 r
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11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟& |: X8 A: J% q4 e0 J
美中不足
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, O. y. x; U" a0 i& D/ twww.xmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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( i2 K9 Z; z6 B# y$ r/ ]8 J13．heart flower angry open
, }- e# y# ~ T7 J# K! A& h1 i6 v7 n. r 心花怒放 4 A$ y' Z/ ?( b" x7 B2 w, b
+ X, N/ ~9 i; m+ b: L14．go past no mistake past www.xmjeep.com( p+ Q1 n. N6 S2 J; |) P
走过路过，不要错过 / H1 O4 w: n- a+ |% N3 c S6 z
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15．小明：I am sorry!
! S5 ]) f9 Z8 x- M q6 f) v, n厦门越野联盟 老外：I am sorry too! ' y5 Z( @4 ]9 l. B7 F
小明：I am sorry three!
" `- ?& y& i( Z3 ~$ w 老外：What are you sorry for? : m/ D! \: y# y. H' J3 _/ I, [
小明：I am sorry five! ) M# j; u1 l& o4 J! k
/ u9 ^- f7 |: m( \; a$ F+ f+ U16．If you want money,I have no;
8 t5 p6 v2 c2 Q! R% C. G( B厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
7 Y: P" z, m4 Q$ H8 e 要钱没有，要命一条 , l' w. y( K Z7 [
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
/ N- \2 k$ c4 h, | 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
; H* F G% L) K5 h2 G 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die ' I3 g# l* Y1 @( Q
有多远，死多远！！！！
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' q9 `( ?# E# r$ U" v20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face * D; p x C- g- H
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
