世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ + _7 R! z" M& u/ Z; Z
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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4 ]' J7 W( \' c+ w2．how are you ? how old are you?
* ~& D/ x) j7 c5 y5 t& ?2 c 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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7 S* V; M o% D7 P8 p3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ! V" O! {5 b4 @
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 厦门越野联盟/ ?: @, C4 j2 ? l. F7 B
, k0 Y- z, d( M" R+ b8 W3 W4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
. t7 Y8 R6 k! {7 x) z 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ / d) F( W. \4 E0 P; c
% Q; I$ w5 j) y7 h# f/ Q$ t0 B5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
* D/ I9 T8 U, A3 `8 C, G 有事起奏，无事退朝 厦门越野联盟- S7 i' S- y* @2 C5 B" C, O$ N
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6．you me you me
5 m2 W3 M0 [5 V 彼此彼此 ; {# ^ g* U! `) T6 d
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
6 D! e Q0 e$ ~+ v 你给我站住！
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- V D$ w0 O* c' F* p厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow www.xmjeep.com- V, v# k: f7 V/ m N
知之为知之，不知为不知… ! d- D9 n8 J Z1 A2 f1 t4 w4 {* P
+ g2 l, J& j' r, o- t9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
/ O7 X: ]' k! r) U- B厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ & J2 l/ D; [- B1 h
# b8 x9 n- _6 S# t( l6 J& K11．American Chinese not enough www.xmjeep.com! f6 ]: x- n4 B* s& H9 V' Z
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
A4 c% I/ W" s0 P5 [. bwww.xmjeep.com 车祸现场描述
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/ Q2 W' D' g. P" L+ j/ r! X( k厦门越野联盟13．heart flower angry open www.xmjeep.com$ K) i' D5 C9 e: t( V
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
4 I _: e+ {8 ~5 t' l6 p厦门越野联盟 走过路过，不要错过
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( P. S1 g5 ?8 X3 I- A% C6 U5 Z! R15．小明：I am sorry!
7 q6 F8 G+ u( { 老外：I am sorry too! ( d% ^) O' m7 R$ w% S
小明：I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟3 b4 m/ z. P) \: K9 y' F% d9 U, q
老外：What are you sorry for? 4 i z" ?$ Z" S
小明：I am sorry five! www.xmjeep.com/ I9 l. s3 g, Y* N" \; @
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16．If you want money,I have no; + g4 u$ v2 [) Y* n
if you want life,I have one!
9 P, g* O4 M6 n0 u; w/ w 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. & }" o" n% Q& m+ k0 Z8 Q
我叫李老大，今年25。
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! k7 X7 h! ?: N% O厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。
2 v4 S- }0 N9 l2 I' n 你有两下子。
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# Z/ i0 B+ i& Z: H% V19．as far as you go to die
; W+ q- I# @, ~ 有多远，死多远！！！！ www.xmjeep.com4 `" {( J0 x4 L8 K6 K9 c
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face www.xmjeep.com' p$ K" I" x# I' j0 L) ^! r
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
