世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com* [; c- `, U# ?( X
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? % H) p) m( ?1 x1 q5 i% Q
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com! _" s6 q3 s- N* ] Q2 q
1 T8 q# Y T& g3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you i5 Y, T! A& _5 [
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 厦门越野联盟! r( ~1 D* P4 m" z: @
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ ! f9 S7 V" S* O: h* B
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ www.xmjeep.com5 D0 z) C) B+ ?5 [2 t+ ^! j g' ?! I
" h2 H; G# M! x% y" ^! ]" o+ H1 p& Hwww.xmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
, q+ l2 ]7 N2 r1 \ 有事起奏，无事退朝
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8 e \: h: u5 H: N. W* \9 o2 l6．you me you me 8 S8 d* E: q* e5 c% a
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! www.xmjeep.com+ s* F6 Q4 ^: S. u7 q7 b
你给我站住！ 8 _. H" ]$ F! n
6 p% m% C8 H+ rwww.xmjeep.com8．know is know noknow is noknow
. Z8 f5 |' a3 E; l9 Q 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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* z+ c0 F* s! ~. b; c; L厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER x8 H( ]% F( I; L! I& O& @+ x
表妹
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龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ " I' V1 U' p+ [1 P! a5 M
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11．American Chinese not enough
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1 U( r9 }$ o5 F( v. B9 b+ c, ]12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die & k$ M! H: N( J1 G% l6 j/ `8 R
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open # Q, Z% I! p9 M3 k m- E
心花怒放
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3 T; b; n* U( j5 Z& U14．go past no mistake past 厦门越野联盟# J2 g( Q! z6 T& P6 m
走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟$ b2 L& P9 K$ @! O: b
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15．小明：I am sorry!
# u$ f9 O: K& I+ ~0 bwww.xmjeep.com 老外：I am sorry too! 厦门越野联盟, A5 S( h* B1 F( C5 a4 r; F
小明：I am sorry three! 1 f& j$ F0 l& O6 M8 ^
老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟( ~& m' v) B+ o0 q
小明：I am sorry five!
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3 v. }$ U+ w+ O16．If you want money,I have no; ) Q, ?1 O" v2 J. Q* Y
if you want life,I have one!
, C5 _( u* V! @/ [$ Z7 q/ D; i! U 要钱没有，要命一条
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$ V3 r1 R* b6 d0 N% V5 b: K17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
$ O3 J! f2 K" \; y0 ~% w 我叫李老大，今年25。 1 ^; ~$ N' B( g4 X* `
1 {1 [/ r$ N( }18．you have two down son。
3 F, w0 O; s M) m' j6 I 你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟& e+ R5 G' D' A) U; j7 |4 u) ~
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19．as far as you go to die
0 h* \+ f( Q0 n& B厦门越野联盟 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ' M! ~1 U& x% n% u
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
