世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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7 X2 f* P' E% t2．how are you ? how old are you? $ L8 d& {& R0 ^: P: M
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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. R3 ]1 U8 E9 L8 x: {# n7 K$ F3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 0 Z0 @( X7 {% f' t a# ]
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
4 B. z- Q( ]; T 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟# f- c1 N( V0 U
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟9 Y( `# L4 I. D1 n, U# Z' A
有事起奏，无事退朝 厦门越野联盟0 f. u9 ?: T* B& E8 H4 u, T, X5 g0 l+ a
' m6 b/ {* w/ L' Z- B' I# x( x厦门越野联盟6．you me you me
/ U! W) R4 v* b9 Q 彼此彼此 8 t2 W$ J, C" n1 N# J! S
. u' E. Q* C3 Z5 B' @' j$ ]7．You Give Me Stop!! www.xmjeep.com R3 r( f- S3 c8 \
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow / c% y4 Q5 n: h, E4 K
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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[0 H' T8 W9 L! G% K厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! % ~/ h8 X# k: \0 C' u9 U
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ www.xmjeep.com# D: @0 R* t- j/ w9 q
_2 Z2 R" Z8 K5 u8 ^6 \% ^% Q11．American Chinese not enough
4 |4 j; I1 m" B8 g9 t厦门越野联盟 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die % N7 X% H, f; I3 N8 V6 e
车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟3 _( U+ @7 F' s% R9 L; \
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13．heart flower angry open
/ E! f# u7 F W/ n. f6 p+ | 心花怒放
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! L) w8 y* m+ v. z: Y5 V, U14．go past no mistake past 厦门越野联盟" ?. Y+ g7 A0 B
走过路过，不要错过
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" E- T$ ~% j, O4 j* K8 l6 e15．小明：I am sorry! # [- F* W+ Z5 s! p6 |7 B. e
老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for? 9 N" u/ Q/ w0 I
小明：I am sorry five! " Z6 z/ k( y1 _
' n" _% l) n, w ^/ A8 v3 e; i- e16．If you want money,I have no;
( o( i# q" u. `: G, `( @) ~ if you want life,I have one! / l, ~+ X% B" i1 [* ^) A( A1 E
要钱没有，要命一条 * ^! A2 z1 L3 m* i [7 f; T* f
- ?* N9 }# N& f. [ K( Bwww.xmjeep.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟2 I9 ^' ~; z* ^ \) z1 t: m% N
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
2 t, k' H! g+ Q- b 你有两下子。 ! I; ? a0 |& j2 P. {4 R8 ?
5 k, e; e& H$ i" Twww.xmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die
9 O- v: ?! \7 i ^. e 有多远，死多远！！！！
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& W3 d' g4 N4 a, \20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
* `5 w' Q8 r. wwww.xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
