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[转载] 偷听一小姐接待老外时的对话把我惊呆了

偷听一小姐接待老外时的对话把我惊呆了

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:www.xmjeep.com8 E$ e1 L$ F; n2 h' w9 [7 T3 @
  前台小姐:“Hello.”厦门越野联盟+ v" `6 ?+ u5 d
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  老外:“Hi.”  e/ p3 b. u: v5 E. ]; s' i5 I
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  前台小姐:“You have what thing?”/ ?) l: ]: f5 [$ Q. G. p! N7 p
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  老外:“Can you speak english?”5 o( Q, o# n4 Y& S2 R2 e
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  前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
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$ J# a1 _0 O% k  老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”9 a) b7 R6 K4 X

4 N9 h2 c/ p/ ]. ~3 E. p  前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”; q/ t1 f, N5 Y* X6 o( l: Y; ?  N
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  老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”www.xmjeep.com* v- _/ _: i+ }3 Q/ }4 i4 \+ Z
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  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
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  老外:“I want to speak to your head.”6 N  |2 p3 c( q# ^0 |  r- q  b6 |

% L* j! X+ H- \1 v; V  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”

还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。 , {+ r- r5 s( r" I9 j% S1 B
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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:厦门越野联盟! c7 R1 r. W8 ?1 u( c9 C
  前台小姐:“你好.”9 v: W3 {6 s; U, v* a

& ?# j+ d' ~8 h( O  老外:“你好.”厦门越野联盟9 W0 c/ G& }- \/ B& Q

' W( u$ J! Y0 F+ x# qwww.xmjeep.com  前台小姐:“你有什么事?”
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6 d, }; ]! e, l) Q$ Y3 k2 Z9 |/ i  老外:“你能说英语吗?”
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) L' }( }. l# w厦门越野联盟  前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”
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  老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”厦门越野联盟8 A+ f/ n- r2 f  L2 T

4 N7 U  d& Z8 K7 |9 g  前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”www.xmjeep.com9 ?8 }7 [# |; I3 \2 \( }

( Z, u0 `5 \+ x9 W' J, @. Dwww.xmjeep.com  老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”
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  前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”www.xmjeep.com- [/ e$ D- _  P- \

9 ~2 y1 ^( |" |4 c; _6 H6 n5 C厦门越野联盟  老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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5 m& e  m6 M6 X4 x- V" B  前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”

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# f& X3 d0 I; R+ ^! K- I; d昨天我对个老外说  LONG TINE NO SEE  
7 ^+ S, [. l9 N) R/ e0 c' W厦门越野联盟觉得怪怪的,是不是中国英语呢?好象和前台小姐比起来,也没什么嘛!

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