昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
+ x( o; u; E4 ~$ }" u1 B f# Uwww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“Hello.”
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老外:“Hi.”
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前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
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; e; u, a/ H$ H: i! ]3 f4 I* swww.xmjeep.com 老外:“Can you speak english?”) v7 x4 M. |* \( f
+ Q2 l: o' }1 L: S0 Q9 L- I6 `4 pwww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
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老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
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前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”* T5 ^( v. z4 m4 @5 w0 j* [
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老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”www.xmjeep.com5 d! j6 ?* u" _' ~
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前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”厦门越野联盟' M; `. d/ r3 D; s% a/ H' B
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老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
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前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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2 P1 j; ^; ]; j* Mwww.xmjeep.com昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
; w% }, B/ U1 L( H, F6 c: b+ L& q8 x厦门越野联盟 前台小姐:“你好.”
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老外:“你好.”
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; l7 c# `6 i$ O' K5 ^4 A$ |4 Xwww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“你有什么事?”+ w$ t: P' J$ f/ B b6 P1 ^
# K0 V& o; ~; x 老外:“你能说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”! {7 ]0 `4 }, |4 f- N
6 Q3 U9 \' G6 \# Y. |5 @- _6 nwww.xmjeep.com 老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”3 D& p2 T ^' H: T) x! n8 X
2 F' b6 }9 S# y6 j& x1 {' C 老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”
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; L6 V$ R/ ~: z 前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”
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9 F! s5 g5 i7 \ J% z) n- d 老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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6 i: Y, d, d9 ewww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”