最近论坛的DX都在诗性大发,我也来助助性。。。。
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同学答:宽衣解带终不悔(正解为“衣带渐宽终不悔”,偶承认这个是思想有问题)
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2.问渠哪得清如许,__________
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同学答:心中自有清泉在(正解为“唯有源头活水来”,咱还是和水粘了点边~~~)
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同学答:夫妻对坐到天明(语文老师阅卷时笑晕。后在课堂时说此事,又晕!正解为“却话巴山夜雨时”)
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! V6 ^2 X+ x, I# {, B4 l5 u 同学答:一动也不动(正解为“可笑不自量”。一动也不动,赫赫,很符合事实阿)
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( c' P. M, c- N5 k9 Owww.xmjeep.com 同学答:小人夺人所爱(直接晕死)
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6.穷则独善其身,__________
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同学答:富则妻妾成群(正解:达则兼济天下)
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同学答:只要貌似萨达姆(汗|||……)
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同学答:铁棒也会磨成针~~~~~~(正解为“三千宠爱在一身”)
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$ e* N' W2 w6 Y 9.身有彩凤双飞翼,__________
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1 F3 b( b5 \4 q2 l厦门越野联盟 同学答:拔毛凤凰不如鸡
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还有个同学答:夫妻双双把家还(正解为“心有灵犀一点通”)
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* I6 G6 Y- z8 G4 _& i厦门越野联盟 同学答:床头打架床尾合
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; C) A# l- z. S: Hwww.xmjeep.com 还有个同学答:上错花轿嫁对郎