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刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
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7 V% `4 P/ r4 ^前台小姐:“hello.” 你好9 E* {% a4 {% J5 j5 Z
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前台小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?” 如果我不是在说英语,我是在说啥?www.xmjeep.com7 n q9 z1 I2 ^% a( n8 q# V* y
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美国人:“can anybody else speak english?” 有其他人会说英语吗?
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前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!” 厦门越野联盟8 O8 i7 Q9 e+ |% R+ |
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美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 我的天呀!这里有人会说英语吗?
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; m- y9 D/ E) ^! I前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you on earth have what thing?” 喊什么喊,安静一点,你到底有什么事?/ n% } |0 k3 \/ }! @2 Q6 |. Z3 a
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4 y V1 I8 L, c前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!” 领导不在,你明天来。9 ]1 r/ d5 X! v C' W2 c, A
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