世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟; v0 l/ \6 O, U! O4 K( O- ^
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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' [' ~0 f6 A/ ~; P2．how are you ? how old are you? 4 D# I% m9 H9 R) \6 I
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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- Z; I9 s m+ X7 c3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟* k- ^/ |7 H6 P6 E. O" ]
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 % p& s/ c2 \% V- y: I
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
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" ^0 P6 `1 f- @9 n3 H( s5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟9 e: h! ~3 X! o+ F$ ^! \
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
9 u2 P( z1 \1 L& t厦门越野联盟 彼此彼此 R4 m+ B2 Z0 H, t2 g
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
$ W) x$ T% R9 f5 P/ x' T. P8 H9 R 你给我站住！ ; A- e$ h5 Q" F6 r( v* d1 b
' k2 p4 c8 [) m6 @" ]% A8．know is know noknow is noknow - Z, e- \4 j! Y
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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1 d/ Q5 E: D( M+ E0 {10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 1 l% S& n7 I; G" O7 ^2 J8 d
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ! [/ a. t$ S' q Y2 M* h
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11．American Chinese not enough
& y1 Z) J: ~" N厦门越野联盟 美中不足
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% C' {$ D% i4 P# w8 s12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open 9 b9 q' G, q3 z# |+ q
心花怒放 4 `/ z. g' a$ h: u8 ^
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走过路过，不要错过 ' Q! f k$ k. T4 N: N, S
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15．小明：I am sorry!
' K1 C z5 B. f' ], a 老外：I am sorry too! * j" ^+ p2 r a
小明：I am sorry three!
& f1 E4 x) R' v F1 \2 B3 C- P6 L0 w厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for? 6 z0 ]+ u3 Y. t6 k- D5 D# e8 u
小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟3 ~3 p' \" j% x9 p' R. H1 ]
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2 n* y/ e9 y0 y8 G$ A2 q, m4 t if you want life,I have one! ( G7 u6 x9 D! _) x$ J2 `" j% j
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+ R: @1 | B* @1 D/ e( ~厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
* h7 m) s( A% @& {( ^+ G/ j% I 我叫李老大，今年25。 8 S- j- P0 x: b1 F4 ?6 _& A9 h
3 d8 P: s1 n! r9 x+ I6 T. P18．you have two down son。 1 G4 z& S ^+ n8 o+ q
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 0 A1 I3 u. d$ o# ~, h' ~5 z
有多远，死多远！！！！ $ O _9 A, f( ]7 A2 A4 |
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ; G* {" i6 c( ~' H! o
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
