世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ $ E1 L3 z$ S4 w/ X# b) l
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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! a e6 b7 h/ ]/ F2．how are you ? how old are you? - \$ I8 E+ c! o/ b
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com- j% F7 z/ u8 W. m) K
" Y8 \$ U! Q0 A3 u5 Y厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟$ |1 N. q8 M9 D; |; t% `: M. b
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 0 h7 z, o8 Q( ^1 B& B( Q6 b
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟" Z. @. k9 g* A L$ v
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
- |5 j! p: o. h! M. n( zwww.xmjeep.com 有事起奏，无事退朝 www.xmjeep.com' `* X4 Y a- B/ ^6 @* t
: W* z) p+ m5 i* b/ ~6．you me you me
- Z- T9 C2 U: s" R/ M0 q2 |9 p 彼此彼此 : [. s' ]( p/ X9 ]
# o( G: ?$ l# m* T+ T7．You Give Me Stop!!
8 ]+ m- n4 w4 U/ b8 C4 y8 S/ Y" [ 你给我站住！ www.xmjeep.com" L0 u: a8 y4 |
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
/ N7 l o9 q, d3 p 知之为知之，不知为不知… . K& {0 ]* k- w( t; i8 @
5 u }: W# ^/ _% p' t) ]- I' @, kwww.xmjeep.com9．WATCH SISTER
$ L, y. X: o" Z厦门越野联盟 表妹
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; }# n6 P/ ], Y+ V, h10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
! J1 c2 V/ G& C s 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough - p( T+ b! u; T3 w0 @1 y+ ^
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die * u* A; g( B) H, P
车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟; b/ x$ T7 W! O) e
& C0 g9 X; h! i. l: v8 Zwww.xmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open
n( B! q. `- V# B" T厦门越野联盟 心花怒放
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3 V# V: t; A" owww.xmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past www.xmjeep.com T' x/ I9 b" h7 x
走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟3 D" K, B' @! g. p7 b- \; F
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15．小明：I am sorry! ! {. l1 n* G/ k- ?. O
老外：I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com# S0 R/ N/ @4 D. }3 ^6 e# W. }
小明：I am sorry three!
' h) w) ]& z2 s2 z' }! E 老外：What are you sorry for?
) t% N, {; h D' O. B) r 小明：I am sorry five! 3 n" ?/ N% S" c# f; o5 O! M" m
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16．If you want money,I have no;
6 }5 x& ?: `# O! M8 [/ `厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one! ; @2 i" n5 S- u b
要钱没有，要命一条 . i' C& n1 ^3 z5 Z5 L
+ |) e6 g* O* m& K17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. - N% u; l# c6 P7 k0 r# Z0 R
我叫李老大，今年25。
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" t+ R* l) U4 y& p0 r4 w2 hwww.xmjeep.com18．you have two down son。
) J' p$ i0 m2 i& y( E 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die , E8 e- k" j* P- l
有多远，死多远！！！！
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$ k- K+ A+ k% L9 \* V. T6 I20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
3 C# G3 ~2 v8 J3 u5 G 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
