世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ / ?/ |6 b3 c9 x
咱俩谁跟谁阿 9 W( V1 ?% {# o/ `0 T; C
6 u+ | i r9 ~, y( b2．how are you ? how old are you?
; ?# |+ w& A) z* O4 c2 p 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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5 K3 F5 D: U- M' O2 B' X3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟5 K7 f3 u9 ~- X/ ?; D# _# x
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 www.xmjeep.com( a5 }$ x9 {. Q
% l+ d4 A7 h; F9 L4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ www.xmjeep.com- r" F1 c) N# k/ g2 I
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ' l" l+ P @" k/ \
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
. w" O9 Z: z2 Cwww.xmjeep.com 有事起奏，无事退朝
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* K& P1 u( X0 F- y6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟2 c4 L% v6 `8 b, U
彼此彼此
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( |, a) i+ ]2 t* _www.xmjeep.com7．You Give Me Stop!! # j4 S8 V6 g2 i, ]- s; x) `
你给我站住！
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$ E( h. d- h* J8 d+ @' X厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow
+ L2 w3 [2 a8 D+ ^: t% [厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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% g. F9 ^0 {: h: K2 H8 O* O9．WATCH SISTER
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* t, m) H7 L1 o厦门越野联盟10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟 P [; l4 C$ O2 a* O( ^7 O
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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. ~& }. d2 U7 c) J' [11．American Chinese not enough www.xmjeep.com; V P# ~4 W5 E+ {
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
; `* ~0 W6 ^, |, N 心花怒放 3 P( q: ^- i7 k' i$ c
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14．go past no mistake past www.xmjeep.com. Q+ L: Q8 |. l& [
走过路过，不要错过 $ [' H+ y p9 y! I! Z/ H
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15．小明：I am sorry!
3 |: } X8 K( l: `& ?; D# n 老外：I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com* Q8 W$ e3 I, D6 D/ Y0 u; k* S
小明：I am sorry three!
0 D7 \3 ~! d" K- h4 p 老外：What are you sorry for?
5 K q6 D3 {" z+ L 小明：I am sorry five! 1 ], a8 Z( D2 P( Z: F
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16．If you want money,I have no;
+ H5 W+ g& @8 | if you want life,I have one!
/ z( r1 }9 a6 s2 m" `; P 要钱没有，要命一条 1 X/ `9 n4 x/ U
1 j1 x- ?) o$ A9 c+ {0 z) |厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
/ r3 t& z$ \. I W2 A2 M8 v6 t& W( W4 A 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
7 n' }" F: y. H+ I2 P: X, T4 Q3 z 你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟, d8 G5 k. N* D9 F+ \
& b1 ], A1 d1 x. d; c) H4 t! ~- H19．as far as you go to die
; d9 S; ~; e" B% W 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face # H& K" H2 E7 [0 ] P
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
