世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 5 F( T0 H& B- |0 I' c$ L* t7 c
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com, M' f6 ?# L; P! ^; [+ y
' w+ d2 w* A* t9 n5 B/ @3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
! {) M* U* C7 F9 H& Z$ B$ s. F+ kwww.xmjeep.com 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 厦门越野联盟% T5 X5 ?/ C: h; g& B
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 7 w I/ H: N, W: f
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! % `# o A: F& t! r
有事起奏，无事退朝 # l; e& {- R0 l" N" h& `. X# j
% ?0 p3 N! u) | P* S7 o6．you me you me
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7．You Give Me Stop!! * E6 c. C2 f. y6 @
你给我站住！
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( }1 e& W" }" r- B$ [厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow
; b5 t+ i; I' `( c( s: a# c厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! + I D% J8 f; \& L# P. j' O# Y. l
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
% L! A, O9 u# V. ]- n3 f 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟4 ]4 d7 n8 o& c! D) N
老外：I am sorry too!
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! l9 s( T& W! o# m 老外：What are you sorry for? ! x/ D$ H9 A! G1 Y3 @1 f# ~" t
小明：I am sorry five!
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' N7 f+ y' A3 P% s0 A$ M+ @厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no; 1 j9 T. G: Q: v& V
if you want life,I have one! ; [; \8 j; w' N! t
要钱没有，要命一条
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' n" g6 a* Y! Z! G17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
0 s1 k$ R2 F. _3 U- ]8 s. J 我叫李老大，今年25。 www.xmjeep.com7 l. O' U0 D; V8 ^# o1 ], y
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18．you have two down son。 . ?* `" i- J* W5 p4 Q! V5 S
你有两下子。
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4 A* z! a( M6 g- T厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die 0 q" c, ?" ^7 w7 X2 @' }
有多远，死多远！！！！ 6 \* f" O0 o) s, t
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
3 r- X' ^5 ?' L) I: S 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
