世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? % s4 v4 l0 e! B
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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4 U. E, m+ k( g9 T. Y3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟" l E# o1 j$ \7 u: n: E
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 www.xmjeep.com0 K& Q' y8 L4 T @* `1 H, {3 u
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ ' y6 n( e+ P, o1 z8 k& B0 \
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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, |! A0 [& N6 }厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟1 ^# I4 \( j6 g0 s( e" N9 A
有事起奏，无事退朝
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4 t0 e" I$ z3 j! A4 B0 l) w2 [6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟# D8 H7 I1 G2 [# S9 \2 d2 K
彼此彼此 www.xmjeep.com6 P2 W/ D4 B' |# z( J0 h6 l' m
$ U8 r0 f- I1 M) Lwww.xmjeep.com7．You Give Me Stop!! & i m8 j7 o/ r I6 J' Q) A7 f. n
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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f' y) A8 S. N ~% u11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟' d5 {/ Z) @3 u8 f" t7 c
美中不足 www.xmjeep.com! }3 _6 U& \4 Y3 k t* T
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die - R$ [, e8 b$ @# b' ?
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open . g2 Y q9 G9 Y( f
心花怒放
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" B- F( }+ C2 p' mwww.xmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past www.xmjeep.com( O: v& A: b& W8 T1 Z/ K. ?
走过路过，不要错过 www.xmjeep.com8 A# N1 ?; l6 j" B* t
8 }+ A; Z$ _5 I厦门越野联盟15．小明：I am sorry! 0 M4 E. R' N' h5 |
老外：I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com0 ]5 w+ d C" E7 M" s
小明：I am sorry three! ) W( T n4 g! o, G& b9 R
老外：What are you sorry for?
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/ g# M! V: f, a f9 C厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no;
' F; g* h3 F3 z$ v B# k if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
Z+ e# E6 n L/ ? 我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟7 k5 `0 [. A# f% K& U. s3 Y( [
6 a r& t9 X; t0 G! J/ l+ ?18．you have two down son。 www.xmjeep.com" n: u, B8 E1 S; r. T
你有两下子。 www.xmjeep.com1 H3 B" c6 ?2 r: t
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19．as far as you go to die 0 p% ]" \- j2 D: C% \
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
1 }: c s' v% A$ z7 U* { Swww.xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
