世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com5 w9 e2 |$ u4 m3 t# U P
咱俩谁跟谁阿 1 r {" k; A7 ?/ Y. j2 G
& `+ C: W! X8 J' [2 P' j. ?3 D2．how are you ? how old are you? ( T! q9 T; W$ e0 L
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ' _# q9 R8 K' s
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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, w0 X2 q: n. Rwww.xmjeep.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟; z/ z+ j5 N/ O/ `2 D
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me ) z# e* ~) L3 _! @# z$ K
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 5 g- C2 T1 C1 B6 E, W( i
你给我站住！ 厦门越野联盟- P7 F a/ G3 \; L
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟; s& _( H, D4 S% ~0 d
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ; {% P4 _! R( k+ y/ l. N7 p& i. S
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
' K/ B% W/ W+ h 美中不足
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- z; v% O7 o2 h5 K8 {0 ^- v& {/ @厦门越野联盟12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
: R( `. n, i/ O. I厦门越野联盟 车祸现场描述
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/ {0 z: q* z% P- n* g 心花怒放
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* k/ ^) C; r( V* V8 p14．go past no mistake past
" ]$ t% A) V) F1 c 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! # l$ f) p$ D% H* k M
老外：I am sorry too!
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* g0 ~3 K; U. i 老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟( I1 g) U" o$ D6 N }- U' E1 W
小明：I am sorry five!
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if you want life,I have one! & r# z7 C; {3 J# n) @
要钱没有，要命一条
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7 \& q% F! N" u. h5 awww.xmjeep.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
4 A5 b& t! o& u3 j/ n7 A 我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟% u! i2 z( p6 J( e. _4 t
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18．you have two down son。
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19．as far as you go to die
8 i5 _" }7 S6 S8 L厦门越野联盟 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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