世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
% ^1 A/ d+ u' a( F: W, f9 k. E9 G 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟) t$ ^0 @' e" w, _
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 厦门越野联盟% i/ \% [# l4 n0 P! v& f$ w4 L
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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# D; z+ R- m! C! H) Y4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ $ l2 c3 H* b' t2 ]8 g
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟3 ~6 e$ Q$ d7 H+ ]
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
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7 r- B9 `: i7 @* ^* {9 @8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟1 r9 Z8 e1 l/ c5 [, C% h
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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# M, W: m$ q( j3 u8 e c9 \9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
8 S2 b: {" g' m7 t$ B 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ www.xmjeep.com3 r$ h( Y% ]; k. \- b
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11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟0 o0 P# D2 P0 E+ \% M) t
美中不足
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$ F) b9 z0 x# Y$ j" c4 o0 Rwww.xmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
! ^4 T: f3 `+ G6 S& k% v 车祸现场描述 5 C2 {. b! V* T5 r( V" D- {
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟5 j: p/ `, x( ?
心花怒放 厦门越野联盟% _7 A" V! s" t0 y
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14．go past no mistake past
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% {1 I3 j* L. K) k, Z15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟0 {% M. p( l; T$ q
老外：I am sorry too! 厦门越野联盟; }# \( o3 O3 M: K+ T) o g
小明：I am sorry three!
3 d+ ^4 P5 C# |# o! @; @# C: k- ~ 老外：What are you sorry for?
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6 p9 E. B) z7 ~3 wwww.xmjeep.com16．If you want money,I have no; 7 b. R* Y1 ]3 G+ [& L
if you want life,I have one! 9 r! u+ T9 U/ m8 X( F9 x& B, n
要钱没有，要命一条
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2 Q5 e! {4 _( _- r9 `) m17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. & O4 t0 j) j+ e. d2 }8 ?
我叫李老大，今年25。
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你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟 t$ A1 ^% Q2 x- b0 U
3 H: L9 {" i9 O# ~19．as far as you go to die
* V1 r% L. r9 h0 [5 s- x% T 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
3 [# M5 U: |8 H/ H% R9 twww.xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
