世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟- L! q, N! g5 h
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2．how are you ? how old are you? - {1 Z9 ^, y/ T; U# q; [6 t$ }& v
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 1 x' I+ C- @& @9 w- b7 `) ?# i
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
1 I; o/ n7 n, G$ A 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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; ]" \; r! @3 i" M9 E/ I6 y4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟 u$ u, j. z6 g; @% d/ J
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ # L! U, k+ M" u3 F5 q
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ( P* y: T- E N9 A4 ?) K8 F4 T: [4 Z
有事起奏，无事退朝 / g% C0 y7 Y6 |& K' V2 V& S
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6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟9 [* \+ |2 k/ w; A i
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟7 r: E( X1 L7 \8 {7 L5 x
你给我站住！ q( e+ I8 O3 p: V; s: r- V; N
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
6 T* k5 ~3 D, F% O. W) awww.xmjeep.com 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
" H, n9 i0 g8 I. N' r 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
, s8 h/ i$ i2 { w$ Q+ C- \2 S 车祸现场描述
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/ m& X% E0 N" ?9 ]www.xmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open www.xmjeep.com. P- ?$ n$ K% k
心花怒放
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" M8 ~8 v3 ~! C# y2 M1 ?14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry!
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}& D6 J+ u" d; G, V& y8 x厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟 X2 \. A2 i7 |4 z
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
: e& O2 W$ V" O if you want life,I have one! www.xmjeep.com; g, T* d" v" d! |7 C
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. : X) F& {3 w% D# B* l0 E: h1 a
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 www.xmjeep.com1 o# j) s1 `0 @$ W% c! c
你有两下子。 1 i6 ?8 \- p. L, j# Z
6 l3 n' ~, V* j5 t) ]! i9 G% F厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die
/ y( L; E% W7 O3 u V% e: X+ gwww.xmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！ www.xmjeep.com. q- [* B; q4 e( |* p5 Q% f* B5 a
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 1 R3 n8 t# h$ J7 H5 Q+ e
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
