昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
9 F8 S* z; F$ pwww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“Hello.”7 p& E3 _4 s' P* _8 {2 ^, W
- v! J# l8 h, Z V, {# [4 t 老外:“Hi.”! f- j! s# ~' y; a3 i( q4 k
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前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
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老外:“Can you speak english?”
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前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”4 v$ }7 i5 ]* } R5 x* Q9 r
" |4 G0 t+ h9 x 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”! ] x1 m) o6 b/ v
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前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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* h9 |& z/ p% n 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”www.xmjeep.com% G& P" O8 `! t
; G0 k7 I8 ~1 L$ w4 V. C9 `www.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”7 V' Z- W f7 \: x1 I
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老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
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前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。 3 S4 _1 W" S; K1 n3 J: B7 X
2 i: ]5 \1 O# j! g' I昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:& d3 m$ L- ~9 |+ P
前台小姐:“你好.”
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老外:“你好.”
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( G8 d/ ]% G: Y 前台小姐:“你有什么事?”3 E3 N) G, v _" z
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老外:“你能说英语吗?”* ^" N) D' H# N' d0 I/ ^ `
# M3 m9 `. g$ |# |8 r 前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”厦门越野联盟" h- K5 m& F$ t- a
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老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”: v2 V! b7 H, ^
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”
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老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”8 e' d \) R) h8 Q P9 [$ r
3 Q3 }8 U, Y/ C d* b 前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”www.xmjeep.com2 q c# o, x, y- m2 Q# Y9 t
& U! Z- f8 {+ l# e* @; z# }* F 老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”www.xmjeep.com* r: Q* o1 a$ X/ W' C. O
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前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”