世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟3 q) e9 [5 x! j* F* P$ Y8 g& R
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
2 _% g( i( z9 o% e2 U# P 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 www.xmjeep.com* @3 r3 Q+ F" P0 z$ s' ^& p4 P
4 p) t) H h d y# M3 @* }" N% {4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ : o4 x: g3 ~8 }, i* H' ]' C
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ + W6 M- A9 c( q0 w- _( @4 Y8 m- K* p
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me
% S5 C w& W. W; k 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 0 b9 D8 {! }7 W- F: Z
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow / Z- z$ \# V3 P; a1 N, ~1 l
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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% r7 i! {6 T! d0 ]9 p; d9．WATCH SISTER / `' m6 g R0 [0 P
表妹 5 o! j" ] f6 l. \8 w( S0 n( K
% V: b2 ^! L% H+ r10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
' s; I( Z9 j' E' \$ h$ G! w 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ - W, G- ^4 o5 j/ s" a8 h
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11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die www.xmjeep.com; g0 f8 j6 \- m. [3 O1 i
车祸现场描述
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, o {: M) F; W6 S c, L8 l9 @ ^厦门越野联盟13．heart flower angry open + n% f4 Q. @1 P% V( v3 c- s
心花怒放 ! P0 h3 Z6 K/ C% ~, ]
/ F& t \( Z L( {" Z- r7 F/ ~1 E14．go past no mistake past
6 m# l& S8 _6 l0 u8 n+ {! h# g 走过路过，不要错过 www.xmjeep.com4 j8 d7 S# l" D
; g7 X7 _' o, G p8 U- R. Q15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟/ ?4 k( @& L+ j6 f; [
老外：I am sorry too!
# [* i" c' H _7 _ 小明：I am sorry three! 1 \5 K7 Q( z _7 L" |) d$ e
老外：What are you sorry for?
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$ o2 [3 i* q9 W# U16．If you want money,I have no;
+ N" @' r% D- N+ G厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one! 8 _. q3 H$ o! j% i' _
要钱没有，要命一条
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0 S3 r& \* D0 W! Z3 L3 s& J17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. - i q9 m( a" `3 U: ?- ~6 y% e
我叫李老大，今年25。 www.xmjeep.com |2 Q7 h- h0 t9 `3 I
4 `% D* Q; V5 ?) B! a厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。 2 ~9 W% J0 n1 c, M
你有两下子。
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, G( Y. d3 l# l* y$ C5 q: h! l19．as far as you go to die
: `; k1 X, x2 y厦门越野联盟 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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