世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
2 M2 t+ n- J+ Swww.xmjeep.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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, A* [6 B2 R, L; L. e7 Q& S3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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# \: M+ t4 J9 U; o* L0 m/ T! E) s" t4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ ' R4 [+ r1 ^- d4 @' Q5 q |! V
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ www.xmjeep.com7 v) i3 ]8 s2 t, w% t
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! # ^. I" {# r' }5 W B" t' X4 _( Q
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
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! j d. O6 O i& s2 \: Y厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!! ( n& C8 t: T5 ?- ^0 i* O# E
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
6 E# N' R0 ~4 ` 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 4 x6 X& y }5 i7 B# D* U$ W
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11．American Chinese not enough
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. ]7 K! T. H1 R0 i9 _2 c12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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' }" T5 `1 \2 d2 }! o; F) ywww.xmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open
2 q* e- S }7 S6 W$ V 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past $ O& w3 c8 A8 }! i: h7 G1 H; L
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! www.xmjeep.com0 u4 C4 S& y3 u. D3 O- p
老外：I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com6 Q- I% T. y9 O& l3 Y# G. ?; {
小明：I am sorry three! / P$ y3 \! f! L
老外：What are you sorry for? www.xmjeep.com+ S$ G- `8 X) h+ A2 \5 U
小明：I am sorry five!
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+ N _- T. b6 Q- G16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟, U$ n0 D: b. f$ D, X: w! f
if you want life,I have one!
+ [0 s( E: I B' G3 j2 N 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
4 l. {6 z6 X& [% n 我叫李老大，今年25。 www.xmjeep.com; w, \) D9 n" n3 D- g$ E
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18．you have two down son。 3 O, \7 \. k9 ]$ l
你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟; C& f0 H0 T) @& b# d y4 d
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有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ; C) W0 j8 U; o0 z& h0 x
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
