世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 3 A# c. q; _1 |2 `3 G- N! f
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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- @4 J8 l4 E8 D5 n3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 8 h/ X. m4 ^1 V' V
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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" M( q8 T. l2 b& B4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
! N6 ]4 V" v u# H# m' l: F 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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; z' U+ t5 f' vwww.xmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! % s4 [. T, S4 q. F- Q5 F
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me - }; _. ^% A6 ^
彼此彼此 , T$ f. x1 w& ?% P4 L! n& v
; z) R! y. M: h1 r5 j! v$ v2 `www.xmjeep.com7．You Give Me Stop!!
. k) {) V: E$ _ Y. x 你给我站住！ + p; ^9 Y) G \; L F( [9 ^0 w: I& h
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 1 I- D% ?! q' w: _! R/ @
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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* o) c7 A% E( p& [# @10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
# n) w7 _; G& s 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟" x" c4 R% }+ W) O2 \
车祸现场描述
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$ G1 O( L( }, f3 D3 H13．heart flower angry open $ I- B6 n$ i# |& O' a- p
心花怒放 & S& G& {) b p3 \+ C
( j9 i' `$ g% o) l# t& y* H- r14．go past no mistake past 9 T8 i# z. ^" e ~/ M( v+ [
走过路过，不要错过
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+ P _2 \2 p) _, X; i, L2 |: ^15．小明：I am sorry! 9 m: C' @, R/ f& Y" Z# S
老外：I am sorry too! - z3 o7 t0 P, m
小明：I am sorry three!
" c! ~* n& T* v" b5 B厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for?
P, G. Q1 @( c' X3 G4 T 小明：I am sorry five! + C3 R: b7 `! g B) Y
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16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟9 y5 Y1 M9 U$ [5 G! @ W
if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. . T9 |. u+ j5 ^
我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟% {* F# z8 w' c$ t& X7 O7 z
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18．you have two down son。
, S2 o ~' T! C6 \ j 你有两下子。 6 j/ ?7 U( m8 O! ~7 H% L6 t; o
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19．as far as you go to die
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8 w3 i' i/ c+ k& L+ U2 U9 t20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
7 q& W2 Y2 U, D8 b& T2 e' \" Y5 s9 ~厦门越野联盟 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
