世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ S, C' [) |* c `6 {, h; G3 E
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3 u; x' _1 u( u/ _3 t1 A2 \; A' Q2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟/ w' [& d) q) U. R
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3 o+ O& s7 M) G8 V" w% B厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
t/ C2 \/ y4 v0 P; [ 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ * b3 `+ t! Q: y9 ?+ u- x5 {
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟$ }5 ?3 l4 \; V* d
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
1 ~$ _9 e* @6 Y) Y 有事起奏，无事退朝
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% ^$ ?% @+ z3 w u7 |6．you me you me & h" {% s( Q+ ^& t- e
彼此彼此
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0 B$ ^2 y7 s- N/ u0 s" h- }7．You Give Me Stop!!
' `( s$ W0 A5 q) G 你给我站住！ 5 X2 {! u' {* N
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
& b/ ]1 c5 |) @& R$ s 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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, e5 N1 X r; B1 G6 J/ u厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ; a1 N/ v2 B( b# A, t0 J: G
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ + _( C: n/ r& s$ z
% S$ x! {) j% x5 {' i3 n2 swww.xmjeep.com11．American Chinese not enough . S6 q, j Y1 o$ ?5 Z
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
1 j4 {. }' V2 I 车祸现场描述 www.xmjeep.com" q' b, e5 Z7 _( m4 _" k$ z
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13．heart flower angry open
" i! P4 A2 f, y5 V8 |. L' w 心花怒放
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& A9 E1 ]: e2 f; |www.xmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past
0 ^) k. T% C( t4 ? 走过路过，不要错过 . l3 s/ V# }" w+ d) ?/ x* z
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15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟5 i ~* d3 V# v7 D4 J1 K) ^$ P# T( t
老外：I am sorry too! 4 C# i+ J: R/ f+ T- {
小明：I am sorry three! www.xmjeep.com1 [/ ^% [, E2 X O- s
老外：What are you sorry for?
6 ^. B8 s' N# J( X1 X& L0 }9 N 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
" ^. n5 c, c: P+ U N厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
. ^0 A; o& O: ?: D6 D 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟- U$ @+ P. P. f) A
我叫李老大，今年25。 0 t: [; |+ K) _& P4 S5 g8 H
) i* E8 n8 D' U8 t" @( [, D18．you have two down son。 www.xmjeep.com& Q+ D' q3 V, v+ ]/ M. j8 r9 `1 @
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
! X% ]' `6 u! _4 X/ r$ a2 E 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
