世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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# f3 x- d! o0 B4 [: j4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
3 _, [$ J+ \ |7 H 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ , w2 A5 c: R* }6 ^: q
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me
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9 E5 X0 \- v9 R& v0 K+ D% l7．You Give Me Stop!! www.xmjeep.com5 Y, d3 T( Q& H. T# O
你给我站住！ 厦门越野联盟- ~9 U* I" Y9 O4 @* w4 R
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
' {! ~; f& x. p$ m 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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6 o. Y7 D: W$ w% X10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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11．American Chinese not enough
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% j& G8 ]" X4 b4 M F$ b. U12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟( c2 u& S+ ~" p9 [1 D
车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟* _, i2 o6 T# z9 l; G
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟( m" ^# `) |2 r$ h+ P
心花怒放 厦门越野联盟( D- _/ h0 V; ^% `
m* `4 }0 [ l14．go past no mistake past 厦门越野联盟& [3 g3 t1 j& \# c \% m9 j
走过路过，不要错过
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老外：I am sorry too!
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2 x0 r( u' T9 L: ~厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for?
9 I% S% ~* Z7 ? 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
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1 Y8 _ A' M% N% rwww.xmjeep.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
5 |8 c$ W% w3 P) U# m! P厦门越野联盟 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 + V2 a9 e4 I$ C3 T" F
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19．as far as you go to die
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1 @) a' N' r3 h% i20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
( g8 [5 ?% X' i5 E 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
