世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟, q! M7 {, {# @; L1 v5 T; Z
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟' Z( o/ ^/ v! M6 y2 @4 @- i
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ; a6 h1 H# c- ]5 `5 }7 F
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ! ~- F" C. \9 |
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
- r2 N/ f6 i/ {* S( {厦门越野联盟 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ * M7 \( y8 g: Z' M% D: }
, M+ g5 @8 Z3 C& s5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ! @+ \6 S3 S- t* U3 r# n
有事起奏，无事退朝 - \+ {2 i+ S& g) b
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6．you me you me www.xmjeep.com% S) Q# K* C4 Q: s8 S! f4 a
彼此彼此
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! |2 S1 C- G% j7 u4 u厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!! 2 k( w& f/ a ?; l0 C9 ~9 s
你给我站住！
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4 J4 s, S3 F8 J; m, M7 R8．know is know noknow is noknow 0 [! q( j# Z4 e ?* ^, S
知之为知之，不知为不知… www.xmjeep.com6 T4 s o6 X4 m4 i
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9．WATCH SISTER
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6 c, {' k6 G, x5 {10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟' i" l2 v+ O# S' Y' X. d
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟( M# m; }/ _3 O1 n' \+ w
美中不足 www.xmjeep.com9 s6 ` f+ f% p# g, m! ]% X
& N& H- _0 C x12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die $ l; a" x4 [( u ^ ^6 N
车祸现场描述
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, M I1 j) g/ f4 X, b% [/ O 心花怒放 5 O" D! x ?: a6 B8 m- u9 M" |$ c
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14．go past no mistake past www.xmjeep.com+ m2 A0 v) y6 b5 a0 R' ]( A( a" ]( \# s
走过路过，不要错过 * Y, V* x) s9 y, [
1 S4 W% [) u; U5 H& pwww.xmjeep.com15．小明：I am sorry! 2 k: ^/ T4 q5 f# B0 c& ^ j% Z
老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for? www.xmjeep.com ]( E' n- ~( O( ^1 Z4 ]7 M
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; www.xmjeep.com* h2 n6 q9 \8 ? O) k) M) g. U# s
if you want life,I have one!
& I6 e% X9 {/ O3 F. [+ _) e$ ` 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 3 x3 t3 Y- I' L, b6 n0 f1 z
我叫李老大，今年25。 # B: }, O! [' q
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18．you have two down son。 www.xmjeep.com+ h+ U4 Q- \' N6 i% X( u
你有两下子。 ( o2 x4 i% N4 Z. @. L6 @7 H& v7 p
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19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟8 q$ P* S {2 {+ A
有多远，死多远！！！！
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8 R+ K, o9 `* swww.xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
