世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ( H* R1 f- Z8 C0 t p
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 厦门越野联盟6 B' x" r: f3 T5 u
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ ' D: t2 v. p0 a! G2 R+ I
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me 9 q7 d, H% j4 X$ d' Q- e
彼此彼此
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0 k) h+ {" |- v* o: v7．You Give Me Stop!!
( i+ f* k- ?/ g% z5 @ 你给我站住！
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$ R, }, I# }* {- W4 Z( k8．know is know noknow is noknow
; J0 z# s) l' k% `) F1 w2 _2 U 知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟- s' V2 b; H* S& Y( Y+ Z% Z
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表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
, N1 E _( r/ ]' Q+ C z 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ + K u0 B6 k, w- S( M' j
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11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
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% A: ^% |4 G" Q0 _: w! j4 p14．go past no mistake past 厦门越野联盟% E6 F D2 W* {9 U2 M, X
走过路过，不要错过
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$ q g5 b5 I, \2 L& b8 ]15．小明：I am sorry!
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小明：I am sorry three!
/ o# Y0 U5 y3 w$ L$ ]. [5 B 老外：What are you sorry for?
$ [. q0 {! R7 {$ }, @ 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; + b# I! _2 Y( K& d* ]
if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟 A: k: W! m* C# z, @( A
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 0 Z; y d% r4 W1 t1 K
我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟; _% x; D+ |4 p; E
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18．you have two down son。 ! j7 a7 u1 C/ E @8 d! o. ]% v
你有两下子。 9 v7 h1 V5 z) y/ p u
& [6 C$ e2 i# }* ^19．as far as you go to die
0 a( L" k H) Q9 y' K! u 有多远，死多远！！！！
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- v. k4 ~% P% j' N B5 N厦门越野联盟20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
) i4 K# W, i6 ~: @ 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
