世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com4 U1 v) a* y5 ^9 [
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; I- F# ]; ~, _0 ?2．how are you ? how old are you?
5 F. z/ E( V5 o- w1 M$ W# Z9 ] 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 2 i+ A5 |% V- g, y2 P
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you www.xmjeep.com) J# D6 U1 z' I; k1 v- [
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 www.xmjeep.com+ q j, A/ L9 R9 S2 m
- o x4 \% U# b' m! y, M! O4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
& p9 i& c1 o# t4 A4 A 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ( Y1 X, w' N& o0 F0 `: c1 F
$ M1 J& k1 }" O/ E% `: g5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! # R/ C9 Z; ?: p
有事起奏，无事退朝 & w6 Y G8 ~* Y' t( P$ ?3 b% s \; G
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6．you me you me
# p( i8 K5 T% E: uwww.xmjeep.com 彼此彼此 - n/ Z: g+ x* o2 `
. | d1 a6 b3 _' {7．You Give Me Stop!! / t/ d4 F4 N: J0 m& x! y% Y7 T8 j+ r7 j
你给我站住！ 5 H+ A2 \; r/ ~, P* D2 A/ [% Q+ ~
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8．know is know noknow is noknow www.xmjeep.com/ H: k- [# v$ c: z4 W( e+ c! Z2 A
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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7 b0 ?5 A$ {( p! Dwww.xmjeep.com9．WATCH SISTER - F- o' d8 q$ t9 X( v
表妹
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: j1 O2 C5 a$ V! i5 x10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
5 m3 O; Y5 r+ P+ N% d# o2 L- j 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ( E$ u; b7 V A. J9 k
* z) E- u( P$ J/ T, ]: `9 W11．American Chinese not enough + z$ g a; q X$ o
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
/ H" I. g: B8 s5 ^9 Q$ Q* { 车祸现场描述 www.xmjeep.com( w1 Q% m1 P% z0 T, B, ^
. E& a! W; h* t& M& n6 C+ u13．heart flower angry open
: d9 S0 z- b( K& _4 _ 心花怒放 % x' E. z, m5 `, D/ i
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14．go past no mistake past
7 T3 h8 W. k* e" h 走过路过，不要错过 * y2 c6 W9 Q, o, [. O
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15．小明：I am sorry! www.xmjeep.com. X( f# a6 F/ ^
老外：I am sorry too!
0 U! x1 ]9 ^4 ~4 @6 y5 J( L' J 小明：I am sorry three!
' m" c$ W; g" E! {5 x& g$ B# v; P 老外：What are you sorry for?
3 ]2 C0 y2 m- ?; O8 Y厦门越野联盟 小明：I am sorry five! 9 I+ t- } Y5 T
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16．If you want money,I have no; . y& H4 h0 ]( X$ E
if you want life,I have one! ' I3 o+ X/ T8 r) Z
要钱没有，要命一条
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' C8 c( I- f( K: m) h3 D厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
4 z! `8 J# B" n' t8 n 我叫李老大，今年25。 ) G* e z3 v& g: s% K9 d8 f% Z( E b
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18．you have two down son。 www.xmjeep.com6 i: o( T1 s. T9 L7 l
你有两下子。 ) \* m# e( q% }& q8 @
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19．as far as you go to die & z6 K& k) c/ H- M
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
$ p4 d1 o* A2 y* ?! f" B* dwww.xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
