世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com5 m2 _+ O. g) b' c
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
) m1 M" }' @1 d$ Y 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
2 a% K3 n4 N% {! z$ i3 ] 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
: f8 g0 c5 P- F4 e& V& G# q* T1 e6 b厦门越野联盟 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟: |6 S! L/ J4 h! Q$ L4 f' F' o
5 l7 p" ^) J' a4 P- V! d5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me
+ I9 l. g* w$ t. A3 M3 k# h 彼此彼此 ( T2 I* o$ f! R1 Y* p( V; d. @
/ Q+ `' y' H# M9 N, H# iwww.xmjeep.com7．You Give Me Stop!! ' B; \( M; w* {* Z( N$ V! Q; f* T
你给我站住！
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, s* S6 ^* {, ~2 _/ H9 `8．know is know noknow is noknow www.xmjeep.com. B1 P1 ?" Z$ x6 n9 b7 w! ^8 d0 Y
知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟3 L* ]% w4 z- m
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9．WATCH SISTER
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) G* Q& H8 k. X6 X8 k& u10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
8 f7 t) ]6 o2 B8 W" O/ {厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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/ d8 C: O4 W* `3 b11．American Chinese not enough www.xmjeep.com( O. c" }+ { w2 c* a& r7 g
美中不足 * x( T" B* f& _ o- w+ o9 v4 @
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die www.xmjeep.com' M. V- Z8 J' n# ^; O+ _
车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟' F7 q6 C6 D4 s2 O: J, D+ h
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13．heart flower angry open + a8 B* I: J/ {# K1 K6 g
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14．go past no mistake past
) S% H7 @% S! [ v 走过路过，不要错过 & U; X5 f, s) U6 d# k' d, y& Q- H
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15．小明：I am sorry! www.xmjeep.com+ R, {) `8 u& E4 \. U: U A0 X% K6 E
老外：I am sorry too! 5 ^% M* T/ ^# q0 i! x. u
小明：I am sorry three! . X8 I1 m T4 G; e+ `9 R: P7 y
老外：What are you sorry for? ' E* Y" E' A$ O
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
+ {; o4 T* H# o8 u+ N厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
- N* N- q9 y1 p; |1 i: S厦门越野联盟 要钱没有，要命一条
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, h/ \/ Z3 f4 Q! F" L% o* k+ X17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. www.xmjeep.com3 \) C1 Z3 B# A
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18．you have two down son。
" l/ V# i& O% u+ |0 [0 Lwww.xmjeep.com 你有两下子。
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! \7 q1 h# n' l5 i. X$ p& f19．as far as you go to die
2 e% F0 |$ M9 [9 {' C! n1 H 有多远，死多远！！！！ . J" ~3 h X, O% F- {. m9 w' l
+ x% R( `5 ~2 l; W; O$ Y/ W+ e20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
, B; @, A5 Y+ Y# ^. ?) Y9 r Hwww.xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
