世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ / w& G: F3 ]+ _0 c, J" s" Z
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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4 s8 R! D; b$ @2 b8 e* [2．how are you ? how old are you?
: J$ ~8 J! ]# @$ J 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 1 p+ l( P. x, e6 k [9 J
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 6 n' O0 y0 u T
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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* w$ B7 G4 W( M) x* s4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
' n" u0 i+ ]2 U) i8 z8 W 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ F; ], G( D% {9 ^1 V
& M6 C6 R- w* X+ j厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
$ u8 ^! `# Z% L6 @ 有事起奏，无事退朝
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# Z9 S4 C' \$ Z' R+ d$ a, Y& J! P& G厦门越野联盟6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟% a& W/ {. U t9 _
彼此彼此
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, d$ d* C' t5 j( X7．You Give Me Stop!!
; `! x4 v }) V! U" `6 ]) G- } 你给我站住！ + j; c6 B8 e) I5 U ^7 Q
+ p* K# B6 j/ _% q, _+ G厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow
6 `# q) G4 a+ p0 ^( D2 Q. Iwww.xmjeep.com 知之为知之，不知为不知… 2 d8 n) V w' H9 r6 W) [$ M5 B! U. P
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9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟; X/ Q2 p9 I/ p% O) F
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
, T4 D/ d" F% f+ D3 L厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ; ?7 D: Q1 P* D. y. A$ T( f
3 e" ~0 g2 R$ N$ q$ y; s) M11．American Chinese not enough * V J2 M: L5 J4 L" I
美中不足 ( f1 F/ E9 a1 _0 L" k l) q
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die : [" }" P: U3 c, Q
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13．heart flower angry open www.xmjeep.com- V1 M( U' F; w( O) f# A6 m
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
" b9 v+ r. w; B5 Hwww.xmjeep.com 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟0 n2 c) c7 b! o- F' e
老外：I am sorry too! 0 X- V# }( d2 g
小明：I am sorry three!
5 j7 d& w: k: Z) W& q+ Twww.xmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for? / S1 P4 T$ ^# O% D! q
小明：I am sorry five!
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$ J4 M! |1 a/ U2 h% N$ @% ]2 Mwww.xmjeep.com16．If you want money,I have no;
& I2 I1 e, q/ g% w7 ~) |9 v5 i" Y# n( a if you want life,I have one!
4 g7 t! I( i! Kwww.xmjeep.com 要钱没有，要命一条
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/ r h+ @" _6 I, x2 S厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. ' S9 l" r+ x0 w5 z$ K. z! k
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
4 L3 ]& h6 x/ T: t 你有两下子。 www.xmjeep.com% Z0 {& w2 u, T8 n' z
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19．as far as you go to die
8 l) H8 ^7 w( b n3 T9 ? 有多远，死多远！！！！ www.xmjeep.com9 n: a+ F& a' p- J- l3 D/ w# q
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
- t: Z6 v5 p4 b' y" I$ h/ \ 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
