世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ : j' N' W' i0 q7 O
咱俩谁跟谁阿 . h, l8 j7 s$ ]5 H/ N
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2．how are you ? how old are you? ' _4 }% m1 `- }9 }9 z; L& s
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com H& [/ g# y2 i) N. r# Z2 |
; ^- w' S8 R C6 g厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you www.xmjeep.com2 |& D5 k' \9 B% ]
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ) H, U$ f1 ]+ D
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 0 Z- R5 w4 A+ U
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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1 x, F$ r7 d4 o* \( y5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟* h* V2 y* ]4 o! g/ |
有事起奏，无事退朝 " B7 J; O6 {) w: P: U4 ~6 u
6 p2 H% x4 z# U* O2 \$ S$ f6．you me you me 6 s( z% g& ^) v3 s; U% q
彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟$ \7 g1 T+ G+ M2 B1 O3 M/ C1 e4 v
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7．You Give Me Stop!! % u" w" X* V% {/ B2 k
你给我站住！ / w& M+ R% m/ c6 w* A+ ~& J
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
9 y! v( ]' B9 Q. Q& v9 ? 知之为知之，不知为不知… ! u7 ]# y% e6 |, x6 ~! ] \9 {
N, K. _& O: K; m- w厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
! g+ W8 U) ~) N6 R' O; J7 C, f# E' O 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ , O5 u( _7 `7 ^+ x6 \
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11．American Chinese not enough
7 z6 ?. \4 y4 x* ^厦门越野联盟 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die www.xmjeep.com+ {7 }) {: y! }2 n
车祸现场描述
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+ y& \2 }/ U! f( i8 E& b+ F13．heart flower angry open 9 @3 Z1 l2 e4 s( H3 j' I
心花怒放
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& c! k" @2 c% R1 c g: m/ E. @14．go past no mistake past
: u+ T) i( n0 Z! a 走过路过，不要错过 4 P# {/ e# }: c
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15．小明：I am sorry!
/ E7 N& ]' B& q" s6 p, {www.xmjeep.com 老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for?
1 E; e7 T( \4 K3 [7 _" ?6 i7 B 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; www.xmjeep.com% }( H5 ?2 C5 r; A3 {8 |2 X5 `- K
if you want life,I have one!
* D4 \, \" ]! A 要钱没有，要命一条 7 P ^/ W$ d2 u* r2 F6 x
1 E/ o* f! s# K5 }17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 9 v2 S0 G& Q, _& E/ z! @3 y* Q/ A
我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟' V8 {6 Y$ {* s/ K2 z; N/ j
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18．you have two down son。
3 B/ W: R7 Q; ?% L5 d; R 你有两下子。 + C6 F; y* d8 O! c9 S# w
& z/ t% x: G6 {! G厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟5 o) h2 w, t# o& b( H
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 8 u/ [+ u! A# X- p% h9 p
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
