世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 5 Q4 q' x \0 k# e p6 z6 G7 z2 v
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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% b* H/ r* b9 F% q厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you? 9 f0 W" \" z! a/ N$ o/ H( L% Z
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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+ C3 P R U; M4 C1 b# b& A3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
* y. W9 T U% B% N厦门越野联盟 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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! H$ b; C! D" { P4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 2 n( }- i& B0 Y" Y ?
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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* E( _/ w% A5 S: c' V6．you me you me www.xmjeep.com; p4 c: a& Z2 x2 o
彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟0 L$ B; t6 i7 N+ m p
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7．You Give Me Stop!! www.xmjeep.com' M2 F0 x4 _9 D) o5 x. ?/ S
你给我站住！
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7 Z! G% v& k" w+ Owww.xmjeep.com8．know is know noknow is noknow & \) m! {0 ^& `/ h& t: N% D2 u
知之为知之，不知为不知… 5 F2 u5 b+ {/ {, A, ~
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
6 X7 O6 U0 A% d+ ?4 Ewww.xmjeep.com 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 9 \4 [$ m0 j# y. ?1 \6 E
' P* V3 O' ^5 l0 j11．American Chinese not enough www.xmjeep.com7 ~1 V" Q( b z, E- K& [# J
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
3 H4 L; X# ^7 ?) J: c3 j' T' { 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open Z: C$ Z3 a$ g% q5 [" R2 v
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
" [. v1 ^# A5 x9 F; V 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
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小明：I am sorry three!
1 U: H% u1 @& Q0 F3 c. i 老外：What are you sorry for? 8 ]. W' p8 `7 V2 O4 E; Q Y. P
小明：I am sorry five! " ^, _; ?+ I8 r" o9 s) e
0 |* N7 A- K; P3 N16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟 K) r9 j" ~4 Y, v
if you want life,I have one! , P2 K5 h5 I% B0 E7 A
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. ! ^8 A3 B* m4 n. p
我叫李老大，今年25。 - h- ^3 n# r- o5 X$ t
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18．you have two down son。 / n2 U- C4 C- \* E6 Q" o" O1 _
你有两下子。 ) q' Q h5 f U# {( V! k" p
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19．as far as you go to die
. Y/ R# ~& I" x2 u: r$ F' N 有多远，死多远！！！！
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6 f4 A6 d( N4 q# j6 j20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
6 {: N! S/ a1 `3 R# P7 I y/ K ?" t厦门越野联盟 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
