世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
" O$ q9 W/ @' W* w4 s7 l, ] 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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, E" X4 D( g, H/ e( w& H0 c% x2．how are you ? how old are you? } N O1 Y! }0 ~0 f
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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6 F6 K2 N S: a3 U3 Y- i- d3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
1 q8 ~, O! @# q' H 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 www.xmjeep.com0 a! ^. ?) t* K1 [5 v/ M, L9 |/ b
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ www.xmjeep.com Z6 I( c3 o/ d& k4 X$ L
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! / n+ R% y1 ]; m, R& ^4 K4 B
有事起奏，无事退朝 厦门越野联盟: X% k! @; R; w
5 X2 h D' S, K& w厦门越野联盟6．you me you me
8 ^$ k: g0 ~; f2 b# lwww.xmjeep.com 彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟4 N7 m/ Y/ u! \) S5 G
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
& O+ F* h1 D3 P5 x* Hwww.xmjeep.com 你给我站住！ & s% \' _* j5 Y [6 f* }
/ z3 ^) O. p0 @. N0 Bwww.xmjeep.com8．know is know noknow is noknow
! V4 F7 h; ~% D% A" k 知之为知之，不知为不知… 3 a( {6 Q9 D- V: ~7 i5 ~2 G+ Z- U
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9．WATCH SISTER 9 f% \/ n+ \1 E+ d" Z& A: P+ q
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
5 [3 C1 |# @9 A厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
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# E5 _, ^0 M, [3 G% Y12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
: q0 D" L! `. j D( k' t 车祸现场描述 www.xmjeep.com* `7 p& f3 u; N' D& T! o# p2 T
$ U, G' |! h! g$ p13．heart flower angry open www.xmjeep.com( a# M, N b6 E! C
心花怒放 www.xmjeep.com: i% z0 o" S8 f$ }; ^
( e2 u: V% p! H14．go past no mistake past
, l/ _) N6 C' e 走过路过，不要错过 www.xmjeep.com/ Q7 U/ F5 R$ L. T, {6 z
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15．小明：I am sorry!
/ W1 G0 W2 C5 {* E 老外：I am sorry too!
6 ^) i0 [$ m/ R# w7 g2 x' q 小明：I am sorry three! 5 c4 t+ v' }: f
老外：What are you sorry for?
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" E/ y2 S T; d- }' g0 F16．If you want money,I have no;
% z; I* R0 r& G厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
/ e8 U q% X1 z 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. * M2 u" x2 \& I4 W5 x, H+ ?
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 - j# C( v4 I' [) c
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟7 o( G' m. H! A4 S+ Y% K
有多远，死多远！！！！ www.xmjeep.com( g' a3 @" u* q- `8 j# l
& c; N+ S1 o2 i- g- V20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 厦门越野联盟; P: y; g. i" D6 l/ Z4 c
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
