世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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4 r u) J& U/ }% P2 g( s3 d2．how are you ? how old are you?
5 c/ ]1 ]/ H, R- }$ _& J+ T \ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you www.xmjeep.com# j0 W1 k7 C0 e4 z6 q
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 j1 k1 m$ S) A6 F
* p* V8 U! F) k- ?7 b4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
1 p' f7 ~% H) b- ? 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟( z1 \* S$ M/ x& A, @
; m. _% |: C8 I& I: w! g; X' U5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! $ T N, t8 j4 F
有事起奏，无事退朝
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8 I2 l% a9 I% X% I) y6 Z$ x" E6．you me you me
$ I4 U9 r) k/ m4 Y% ^ 彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟. a! @0 {7 g) T
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7．You Give Me Stop!! www.xmjeep.com* d& X6 ?+ s ^$ k$ Y: p% @2 z
你给我站住！
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) E* r w- U: Q! ]8．know is know noknow is noknow 7 u- @) z& q1 R. F2 v) k# g
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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5 Z7 {) p. A: A/ T s$ [0 H, B10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 6 {( P. W/ k! i8 k1 x/ F
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ www.xmjeep.com7 }/ u) f7 \# G8 F# w1 X& ^8 O) T% t
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11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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+ h# R, l* @7 C2 Y `9 U13．heart flower angry open
# ~* h0 B1 G& P. ]2 x7 b/ }. \' Y 心花怒放
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" ]' k! ~3 l6 ?' I j: c% `" T14．go past no mistake past
( W) ?9 y) a3 g$ A: W1 Q 走过路过，不要错过 $ l6 [" \+ f' R+ m3 O1 ~
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15．小明：I am sorry!
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?$ U5 h7 d/ L7 u& v' F2 v/ P. X 小明：I am sorry three!
# c: H, J% A9 F7 T 老外：What are you sorry for? 7 a4 l: u7 `$ h
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16．If you want money,I have no;
+ J0 _3 z; R8 ]/ ~8 x if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 6 l* U- D0 w, L: U2 ]
我叫李老大，今年25。 " A; p( t/ L% w: D0 T. e
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18．you have two down son。 ' U5 |) Z% C. ~" U0 F2 S: ]: S% }4 h% H3 i
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟( u0 {7 j9 i: V
有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟5 T1 \9 P' c; ^, p1 i; f; L/ s2 e
% |. Z, U" |. e. K3 S0 B+ T- h20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
2 o. o- B/ {1 D+ N, u: Y$ i 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
