世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ( J3 C% H' U( ~8 A+ P5 n
咱俩谁跟谁阿 厦门越野联盟/ w N) t1 E9 c. z- H1 [$ ?
7 P/ O6 H; w P3 r) X( g2．how are you ? how old are you?
1 K' ~6 _; p$ W0 E7 m$ Z( L 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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+ k6 z$ d, o8 j( a; h% }$ }. g3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you www.xmjeep.com4 t8 [( \+ N% v1 ~9 q
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ www.xmjeep.com- Q7 Z! U2 w% L% e- q# r' y+ r7 I
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! www.xmjeep.com. g. C9 ]& ~7 S1 }- D9 W* {
有事起奏，无事退朝 " c/ f, k8 M, D( G9 M& a
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6．you me you me
1 n' e# J f, X/ ]1 @ 彼此彼此 $ i* j9 _$ A1 g) Z, U* m" N/ d1 O
- q# ], E; W; _' p厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!!
* O2 s/ b/ L# ^# i6 o, G厦门越野联盟 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow www.xmjeep.com/ u5 U4 S. Y/ C) ]9 i3 `/ j
知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟/ ~' C# E/ ], q/ T" l, }; ^* x& ]
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9．WATCH SISTER
" `6 z4 e5 d$ z; J 表妹
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, W' r- ^# T+ M/ hwww.xmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! - d0 p( _# H6 {8 `$ W
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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" c; C# A( _6 X7 X3 _, C Z- g厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough
0 [% k$ L; d& rwww.xmjeep.com 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
. B. M0 }2 l8 W. X厦门越野联盟 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open # ^! P5 }& S" v/ K. U/ P
心花怒放 厦门越野联盟* {1 Q) I+ |: z7 b# `" I+ T' a; p
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14．go past no mistake past
9 S$ w0 N: m3 Y9 |4 }9 D- ?# T 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟' [- _: w y7 i* u8 ~* b& {
老外：I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com9 J7 K6 h* y$ F2 `
小明：I am sorry three!
% n' {1 p- k( y5 }' h$ C 老外：What are you sorry for? " P& V" O2 E1 V4 i, i, {
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$ j8 Z5 b+ E4 h% l+ `! o! K16．If you want money,I have no; & l: R2 X8 n; a) X" H
if you want life,I have one!
1 r7 Y0 P/ |; F$ f: J" i- o 要钱没有，要命一条
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2 t2 l/ Z- F/ v# J厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
( G1 ^/ x) ?, |: X# Y( }0 r 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟- M3 b+ S* K' v9 C8 R
你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟$ u) f8 I* B8 e' ^) D5 A( T/ X
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19．as far as you go to die www.xmjeep.com0 @/ |/ D, e. X5 Q1 ?+ g
有多远，死多远！！！！
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( E: F( e5 {. s, D) b* o+ n9 w7 [7 X20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 厦门越野联盟: y; k- N) f; V, `" T% P
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
