昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
; R2 |+ Q4 S( o 前台小姐:“Hello.”! b3 d3 c8 g7 z! A9 _
. E4 @+ }8 X! q 老外:“Hi.”
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R( h- t6 y$ N- c# W; b 老外:“Can you speak english?”- t, T+ Y5 P8 `1 D2 I. Y* U
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前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”3 C' Y% L6 c5 E, S1 f2 R
; V7 k$ G; T* u/ d ^7 W2 r4 z 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”www.xmjeep.com i2 g+ x2 v0 U
9 ^& C; {& d8 n! U* H 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”- g1 y3 l9 N( \8 u8 J% H) _& M
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前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”8 N% J5 e$ P, `
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老外:“I want to speak to your head.”厦门越野联盟7 G% G# M3 @9 v
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前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。 www.xmjeep.com$ b9 |7 J5 y( [0 B! O
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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:/ ^5 V6 g, c4 [+ w. }- W |+ b
前台小姐:“你好.”
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老外:“你好.”2 x# ]# X. X e4 Z* s
2 H/ A/ t" b8 H7 W# U 前台小姐:“你有什么事?”# k- {4 a% i' G
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老外:“你能说英语吗?”* { j9 J- A% y8 S) Y' E% D
9 \: k' c/ z, X( N0 R厦门越野联盟 前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”
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1 n+ N5 f0 m9 [/ O/ b/ f u4 Q% w厦门越野联盟 老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”厦门越野联盟# q6 O2 k! A7 L" Y% V6 B5 W5 T I
8 D8 C. p6 S+ x4 {- p- u6 W厦门越野联盟 老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”
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老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”