昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:www.xmjeep.com0 |" G2 M+ Z. e& d. T
前台小姐:“Hello.”
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9 u) {# ~! q/ {- A! `2 a" ^; {厦门越野联盟 老外:“Hi.”0 C# J1 l7 I* o
7 L: o4 X7 y Q! E! [- G) t$ d 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”3 @4 m. x9 K# z3 V9 y" v: k% W
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老外:“Can you speak english?”
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前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
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老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”, r7 }# U3 C$ `
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前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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7 ?+ z4 e& | @8 g# o6 Q3 p 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
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前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”www.xmjeep.com0 T, I F: l; w* x
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老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
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. t2 r* v# x; k- R" [ 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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老外:“你好.”
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前台小姐:“你有什么事?”
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老外:“你能说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”厦门越野联盟: A4 H; T7 Q1 K% U, C
1 s6 P/ {( t+ f9 ~' swww.xmjeep.com 老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”0 r2 C; X; Z8 C# d9 o# |
5 m% x# t' `( `- R# [ 老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”& e8 B0 J: O% V- d1 k: T; l. o
2 L7 _! h9 x# V, f! U X& s 前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”" h# E- C. m" \" m- z
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老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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: w g' w: N X: l# e 前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”