昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
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j/ D( r5 V; A# q2 Y5 K 老外:“Hi.”
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& }8 M# x& h5 J* y. r5 h& Y厦门越野联盟 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
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老外:“Can you speak english?”- v% D) P/ e" x
1 t. |5 }. g7 v7 \ 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
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老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”' B. H, A4 K2 x/ K
, L* \* S8 [9 R; G 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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) r7 x) b" e+ u2 F" U. @ 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
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. m; K* G# T9 z8 Kwww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”厦门越野联盟/ K0 z2 f, e# j$ b
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老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
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! D6 [, {# H3 V% |& T m% b 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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0 K A/ f8 s. A4 qwww.xmjeep.com昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:www.xmjeep.com3 ~1 u0 C* s, @
前台小姐:“你好.”( E5 j. ^+ ^" c ~
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老外:“你好.”
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' o/ e5 k, ]+ N+ j+ N. p# e3 ~ 前台小姐:“你有什么事?”
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老外:“你能说英语吗?”& L) h" S- N. k9 }+ R0 n
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前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”www.xmjeep.com$ Y0 q; n. [5 `! t
; ]' e& ^: i* e ywww.xmjeep.com 老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”$ x1 o% |6 S6 i7 J
0 x# [* ]( d" r) | 老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”
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8 L+ j, b1 { K* a5 [ 前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”* d: |2 F! u' @8 x7 p( Z4 a7 P |
3 W& w3 s( [* s. S 老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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& B6 u! Z+ G4 m: V+ b0 ]/ D& X 前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”