猪的笑话
猪投胎转世,阎王问:做仙?
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猪:没劲!
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猪:太累!. {# w8 a8 \8 z, Y
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阎王:做妖? www.xmjeep.com) X" a E5 Y) R) ]
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猪:太惨!
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阎王:那做什么?
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( \9 x- ]. t H: ?" m; g! w9 R阎王大怒:你狗日的莫非想当大学生?