世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com* y7 K, d& ~$ S6 g* c; m7 W
咱俩谁跟谁阿 $ s) g, ?# O( V* J. X- s& r# E! P
w& G+ B) w2 }- M+ i1 Q厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
6 @. l4 Q# o2 v1 X* l 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ & s" l5 o8 u" N* K
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
" n3 |7 H, m0 C5 a 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ' O" {, I8 h7 y. n* {$ ~' q
- y4 S2 c- T( v# m/ ^6 ^' y$ G( Q厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
" q! l* H5 \: L' r6 Z. D. T 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ( T, B0 P$ M0 f& T
$ I) C# T) Q& y& }6 V, n" K/ C: l4 w xwww.xmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 3 D8 n2 h9 `" C6 O$ k) F* s1 q
有事起奏，无事退朝 % x9 W' D$ y) N5 o8 Y4 ^
8 @* L# X1 @& S# g. a. }8 y6．you me you me
: M6 [. K, q$ K8 o5 }0 M 彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟% H' p2 ?6 G1 i, \ h
+ ?, ~% i# a( v+ M+ t" C9 ?7．You Give Me Stop!! : z \9 G% V3 V- H& a& D# O
你给我站住！
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6 r- c$ R0 t( G8．know is know noknow is noknow & Z7 w. P" t+ E3 k# Z9 x! j0 P
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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- G, n" b) j! j, z6 s! n: P) ?9．WATCH SISTER
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9 x& F n; j+ y* ~www.xmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ) ^$ i, P0 D B: t t3 [& e% q; P3 @
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ www.xmjeep.com \7 Y& Z% Z4 {% b! {
- x; ~' X5 d+ x4 b11．American Chinese not enough ! W! u* B, T) v3 G$ U: v
美中不足 - `4 m1 e2 U, W f( Z$ A4 M/ I
V+ u! W Q, R/ [厦门越野联盟12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 7 J1 c: ], U, m4 n8 l
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟% q1 x( ^& z; E3 B J3 F
心花怒放 * P% ~! |/ \+ ^* L' }- x% a
. W6 q Z# o: D14．go past no mistake past 3 @& V9 G& Q- f$ F; i1 o. l5 ?
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
6 C P: F, f9 e/ n N 老外：I am sorry too!
5 h2 b. G# A3 @# |% F厦门越野联盟 小明：I am sorry three! www.xmjeep.com \1 w# @( ?/ m4 K" I
老外：What are you sorry for? . {. q7 z A8 b* y& R* ~) Y4 X" e
小明：I am sorry five! & R2 \% Z2 g. ~, x" U7 n& c: q- u1 s* |
2 i+ ^; Q. q) F# Q% K1 C. I16．If you want money,I have no;
! C! J7 U9 m; @www.xmjeep.com if you want life,I have one!
- z9 y2 L* c8 kwww.xmjeep.com 要钱没有，要命一条 www.xmjeep.com- {+ u' U, a8 y7 H, P
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. www.xmjeep.com3 `8 u: Z5 k, O
我叫李老大，今年25。
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3 o& z/ w" w% Z3 vwww.xmjeep.com18．you have two down son。 1 {% ?! t e3 F" {' b4 h
你有两下子。 3 L- H$ w; [0 m* i2 f5 d
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19．as far as you go to die
3 J6 L: X7 [3 j2 D5 Z# S2 y$ x& ^- b厦门越野联盟 有多远，死多远！！！！ # ]* \' d8 V* \1 |8 r) Z
9 K' r8 j6 y6 v& t7 R7 y l20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
$ t: \5 o+ C# a; Jwww.xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
