世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
6 R, Z: N+ d A* C 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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+ t# Y ?# v7 P2．how are you ? how old are you? $ ~6 `! Y4 H9 b! z+ W* ^2 p- l
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 2 N9 B- l3 ^# F- P5 e3 ?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
& @( F3 Z6 R U8 `* j1 g" t 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 # l4 f' M9 f1 T
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ www.xmjeep.com! `' N% O+ h' p, f6 k7 o" u* V# C2 N
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 7 ]. }* Z9 Q! D' B! _5 P2 `
% i) a; H, L4 N0 Swww.xmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
0 ]0 N; f# U4 e# K+ z8 }1 rwww.xmjeep.com 有事起奏，无事退朝 www.xmjeep.com. ^9 W. a* T, {( f( t/ P% i
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6．you me you me
4 f$ m6 j; s. O J1 s7 v& Qwww.xmjeep.com 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 5 C' g3 n- G3 d" Z2 j0 d. ^
你给我站住！
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% {# d/ F0 Y) f8 O# N8．know is know noknow is noknow
2 b. Z, {1 z- \6 Q( U厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER www.xmjeep.com) P& x b) o; ?! t/ J0 u" U
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
/ p9 Z% O( A8 g8 ?5 s$ l6 a 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ $ M5 q9 I( b/ O3 K
; V j6 J* N& r- G0 C/ d( ~% K11．American Chinese not enough * t8 A- y: L/ J5 o
美中不足
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& s4 _: ^, J/ ^/ g12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
+ z4 M; T8 w4 V' e! B7 a 车祸现场描述 1 G% L% i# ^& h: H
5 y: ^, e/ t! S: ?( I1 y) \. o1 H13．heart flower angry open
8 E8 `7 m+ A( y 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
! _ w, c% t- K3 Z6 F' pwww.xmjeep.com 走过路过，不要错过
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; |' p7 w% y7 l- r15．小明：I am sorry! 1 P: J" O0 `% s2 ]' t7 A
老外：I am sorry too! + f, j& s/ @( V- e9 ^* L, n) T
小明：I am sorry three!
: D# f( ~+ z4 P" ?2 Q, ^7 ~: ~厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for? ; o7 h* l( m3 e& G9 M
小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟. z/ C& q2 Q4 @+ y5 x
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16．If you want money,I have no;
2 P) m0 i7 a, X4 C if you want life,I have one! : y* G% ^, ]1 W* g7 v
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
0 A; \/ D; i' y7 {% P8 V- Y; \/ T* g 我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟5 Z. |4 F( T! W s w! V3 ^
9 w( q& u; {* M- G+ ^18．you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟. D: M$ _" a+ Z# O I; b C& j( q
你有两下子。
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! p, O" S6 N0 c( I) D8 ?19．as far as you go to die
" g- p6 S. @# J- E3 I. Z _ 有多远，死多远！！！！ - q$ a( c& Z" e$ B' g
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 厦门越野联盟. ~( Y* M8 P% ^% t8 h( R
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
