世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 9 E9 b; U% y v7 w' ^
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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* n" u( v; s' `" ?9 T3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you . z) ]. i8 b1 h! a; a2 D! D/ N
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 www.xmjeep.com2 W, \6 s9 y( A8 p
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ , K j+ L' ]9 O4 F* _! a
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ www.xmjeep.com! Y/ u$ u2 d7 f* s
! p' W) u- ~! W2 i. ?3 Bwww.xmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟* b6 k* ]4 g3 F7 l
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6．you me you me
4 O% Q! l6 J* n3 D8 b4 f 彼此彼此 $ {* s$ D4 o+ O% T, |
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
( G4 Q( g; |' S; d8 l( ] 你给我站住！ ' R% E6 U0 w* {- G, U
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
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! I6 b) C7 y) W7 f/ r) x厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! www.xmjeep.com9 h9 T' W( L+ |/ ?. ]; _
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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* m: w- W1 z) l; b9 f9 P8 F11．American Chinese not enough : a- J- N' ?* A, k. l2 J2 b
美中不足
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! O0 M& _& @/ ^# @4 l12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die . P& L- a6 M' e$ J
车祸现场描述
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心花怒放 . T, W+ y5 D, z
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14．go past no mistake past H9 ^5 D4 P+ z4 T$ v; N( y' g- Z: y
走过路过，不要错过 5 f# r' s4 v0 A3 |
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15．小明：I am sorry!
/ d( F& a+ k2 [ 老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟, z) Q) ?5 o4 ~
小明：I am sorry five! ! Y% B _# u x- b7 ~9 v$ g
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16．If you want money,I have no; & h; S+ h/ a" y8 W( @! |, B/ t
if you want life,I have one! www.xmjeep.com. x( x! ]- W& H; W+ P3 P2 [8 _
要钱没有，要命一条 * K+ z. Z8 f8 _. \7 {& }$ |6 P
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. * b+ \" H# T: u
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 2 I5 X7 {9 w4 a3 r
你有两下子。 $ ^8 _, L& o& L. E# e1 }& \ s
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19．as far as you go to die
4 X4 Q: U( W+ E. N+ Q, f% [0 G 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
) H$ E, _0 q: l: i 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
