世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
y$ W2 _0 s9 ^2 o1 ywww.xmjeep.com 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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6 `; P5 Z, \7 f _+ @( L厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
0 ]( n5 d- I4 K% Y- S1 o. _2 } 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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9 M" V" {2 W) X- A: P" ]" X* H4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ / w* q! d5 f+ A
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! * p# T8 H6 T" q" v- \
有事起奏，无事退朝 , z) n- F& g# m- T; ^- @6 S
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6．you me you me
. P, X1 x3 i# n! U" m3 t 彼此彼此
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& x7 ~% K7 _# Z. B: Z厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!!
/ j% G% F! [' Y& P2 ^7 k$ k) t厦门越野联盟 你给我站住！
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3 Z4 Z6 V! @2 J$ P8．know is know noknow is noknow
1 ^" n4 \: b. \" R" m5 f, a3 V1 m# e厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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6 ]# @% E! ~, u, a; ?4 M Bwww.xmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
: |" l; L6 E$ i3 K: Y$ Nwww.xmjeep.com 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ www.xmjeep.com2 a, ~- p& }8 X+ e" d
6 s( ?3 @4 a! n( }7 s8 o11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟: \4 I0 n; H4 j h
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry!
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小明：I am sorry three!
9 [* `3 X9 G. f% @% x3 g 老外：What are you sorry for? 4 I5 P8 t) ?7 y/ x- a3 K+ r: D
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8 k! }8 a3 R) c/ c2 \9 ^: D% r3 g5 i16．If you want money,I have no; - `. k% T' b6 b3 ?# {% U' V6 l P
if you want life,I have one!
2 }- m. u% N/ |3 J* H 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
5 d! N$ h$ x) ^$ p; `1 g7 [/ z8 I厦门越野联盟 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 2 Z. w2 T+ q* O Y0 u9 D6 Y a
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% b% {: V+ H4 `8 M2 s" `19．as far as you go to die
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
0 z2 Y0 ~ B! h& H 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
