世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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; i+ k, x. t& o- _- ?9 ?2．how are you ? how old are you? www.xmjeep.com+ Z5 W. n3 T6 L; h+ |* S
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you P9 B* U: ~3 p
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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1 {& i3 ~; w9 m/ I" t+ f5 ?8 T) J4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 7 F2 G) Q9 {; V3 i
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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3 ], T0 e$ j6 F* V2 u8 V8 L厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me ! ^& }* M5 ] _! h9 p
彼此彼此 3 x3 T4 q8 |0 a5 W# s
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7．You Give Me Stop!! ( Y- B2 b1 L" r$ u+ v+ o
你给我站住！
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. k6 O- y! A' F0 o厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟% C# k8 o I' z' m
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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/ i4 F& h' O& k; f& d8 t 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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9 b4 \; j: u5 W4 K11．American Chinese not enough 3 b# N) o$ Y! h
美中不足
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2 y' n" l7 T! i! U5 s! ^( d( {厦门越野联盟12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
5 o/ E, T! y# X 心花怒放
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; g8 y; A7 [8 ?* \1 i1 o/ ]# V14．go past no mistake past www.xmjeep.com6 ]. ?1 O7 E/ H3 S B" `* y8 m5 {5 Q
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
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小明：I am sorry three!
/ d7 D f* G% G) k1 V 老外：What are you sorry for? + Z# ^$ a, Q- {6 c# i/ q
小明：I am sorry five!
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. \8 }- V' A3 e1 U2 b5 [6 C16．If you want money,I have no; ' N* h4 W n1 i P
if you want life,I have one! www.xmjeep.com0 i0 S& g, W1 j! X/ Q7 D8 z- p
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
0 \& `. ?1 C8 }) A8 G: p1 n7 e) dwww.xmjeep.com 我叫李老大，今年25。
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1 [3 e( j. e7 cwww.xmjeep.com18．you have two down son。 3 t6 j. I! ]6 p6 A
你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟3 E0 j+ a8 }( @+ `. b, x# ^' K |& i
0 a& B* [1 S" J8 v+ { b2 m19．as far as you go to die
/ Q. Z4 {: f4 j2 ^+ a3 g( M 有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟( N0 w3 T; c6 r3 V2 W- B7 U
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ! v1 i$ W2 N; T6 A+ [8 F
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
