世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com& V, G" K% Z+ m* T9 B
咱俩谁跟谁阿 www.xmjeep.com: F3 d$ N/ D4 r4 s" N0 o9 t
1 N9 e' V1 x( |4 S2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟( D2 _ X- h' W. g" G8 L
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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* E3 N. @. r! ~. s f厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you / R4 B9 ], d5 o
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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3 E) |7 x4 g' H' t; Q/ s4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ + s+ S/ `+ w6 O( u5 d0 r, _
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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# h) T$ r, [1 j& S3 C8 l3 A) B. |. @厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
5 b9 ? |. |! q厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝
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# @1 }$ }; q4 @2 t$ N9 E% K; c! I6．you me you me
( [& M7 s. T) T6 ~1 i' M 彼此彼此 8 |+ `1 X z: X5 G* ?9 }
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7．You Give Me Stop!! : `5 z9 F8 i! N# Q
你给我站住！
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7 y6 }1 p/ d! B, ]9 a! \, v2 v" ]8．know is know noknow is noknow www.xmjeep.com$ B$ p/ x l8 ~
知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟4 J+ v0 }, K6 J: O- _& b
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9．WATCH SISTER ; q) W0 B# Q. U A# A
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! / F% k# @8 M2 S3 R# O+ B
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ + L0 {# ?/ _6 r& C2 F4 u7 h
% o8 h, O% [; Q6 L7 S% t. X% Z11．American Chinese not enough
% Y, q' ~9 h* s D6 k 美中不足 厦门越野联盟0 P8 N; F. E' S6 r9 \
/ Q$ y9 U2 w% D* A3 C8 N12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
& a) ]8 Z. p# `8 \( U+ Q( U2 E$ _' |2 [ 车祸现场描述 * H) ?, g5 N6 W0 [: ]( l
( Q* p3 w6 N$ P4 ]5 S厦门越野联盟13．heart flower angry open
. g4 t) {( ^* f& a, B 心花怒放
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: V3 ~$ ]( {$ Y5 Wwww.xmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past
# B3 @$ A( V9 e- T 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! 5 W3 u3 x" N0 V, c" W
老外：I am sorry too!
) ]: b& v \# f0 ]1 o$ ` 小明：I am sorry three! ) L. y! j9 V: T! G
老外：What are you sorry for?
2 @! N- q, p8 I( @+ b3 C 小明：I am sorry five! , O# K. g& {* w9 t
' r. f+ B5 x& a6 }) p16．If you want money,I have no;
- o3 M+ A- Z9 K; W4 Ewww.xmjeep.com if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
s/ e; R' ]4 z$ t 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
+ u8 U0 D6 X: Z' {$ Q/ P 你有两下子。
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* j2 K, i: V' [/ F厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟2 A( K. K3 \- Q
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
1 X) d# f! w( _2 l4 H# j2 \ 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
