昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
4 _9 l- P" { w6 g. N! T 前台小姐:“Hello.”厦门越野联盟% ]9 R4 y' r* t4 W
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老外:“Hi.”
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前台小姐:“You have what thing?”& r. h# U+ G2 M9 v! K
4 O% v/ W3 _( E E. S5 I) Y8 s 老外:“Can you speak english?”5 m# `3 s. S# x! K
# @: Q3 I* U; e) w nwww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”www.xmjeep.com" d3 q) m0 C& V! R
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老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
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前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
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前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”: V& s, O& q7 t
- P% N. n/ h! s) H1 K# V- M厦门越野联盟 老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
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% Z, K" v) P5 l A厦门越野联盟 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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. P/ d/ a1 j# n) w/ Mwww.xmjeep.com昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:厦门越野联盟- H/ L6 _" l" m8 `! ]/ c# U
前台小姐:“你好.”
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9 l2 H' H8 j4 o2 t 老外:“你好.”
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Q$ @# w3 Z- u0 M( q5 k! y 前台小姐:“你有什么事?”
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老外:“你能说英语吗?”8 ^" w P- p: S1 @5 W
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前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”
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* v# z0 W6 Z: n' ~ R2 o 老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”厦门越野联盟3 ^5 S8 `" L- O9 h8 @0 ^) D3 y. V
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老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”www.xmjeep.com. ?9 _& D+ _ ?5 E; ~5 e1 U }
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前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”
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6 y; P9 l$ ?* D7 [; e 老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”厦门越野联盟( U" s! F F! H8 [9 P" d$ g* B
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前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”