昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:& i2 ~9 A1 d3 j, F6 Z4 C
前台小姐:“Hello.”www.xmjeep.com7 V% Z7 K0 |( e) ~0 [6 w; ~
& X) I( B' l4 \3 y1 Z6 l 老外:“Hi.”www.xmjeep.com3 T- t( Z# D' x8 O% s- C
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前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
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老外:“Can you speak english?”( r) G/ l/ l, [2 S$ d: ?
% L: R" v9 a, Q) g2 d9 c 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
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) a0 M! P* N4 G' Ewww.xmjeep.com 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
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0 I. q1 r0 M& D9 [. R( s, y 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”5 I9 k) ~1 v! k8 {' K$ K: H
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老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”www.xmjeep.com8 Y9 O* l6 Y: |! a
: T6 l8 @3 c/ J0 g& e! V厦门越野联盟 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”! U6 X% B0 j7 \6 h( K2 H
% `6 k/ }0 Z% h1 }" u) Qwww.xmjeep.com 老外:“I want to speak to your head.”# a/ z8 M7 ^( U! a
8 U8 }3 k: `# ~1 h* R 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。 厦门越野联盟0 [6 Z/ Q4 p2 Q9 d( }$ A# r
4 c7 S- e& M. Q( e( J, t$ K. Z昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:1 F* ?$ \7 E* c( V9 e
前台小姐:“你好.”% \+ X; q( j, a1 D8 E' v8 |
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4 m6 ^* m' A, ^厦门越野联盟 前台小姐:“你有什么事?”; I7 j; o: j4 @; b+ t6 j) [+ H
8 y8 ]9 _4 y, P0 ?2 l. @9 Bwww.xmjeep.com 老外:“你能说英语吗?”www.xmjeep.com. Y6 b+ g- I1 o: B/ l; b
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前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”* A, I: t2 G* W U8 v- w. I! q
; f# d& y7 v6 z; wwww.xmjeep.com 老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”
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) b7 L8 s! a2 @/ |8 u1 e( U! ^www.xmjeep.com 老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”* M% N! ]% [; b7 K
1 ^: S$ s4 I$ ]5 p2 k/ j. S 老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”) r" q- D. b0 w* d A
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前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”