世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ www.xmjeep.com- w: _& z% w( H7 x. _
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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' m! O; R9 U, T1 Y2．how are you ? how old are you?
* q6 o! M+ c+ g1 {) C- b 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com' X6 H% R& \9 E, x+ x* o. r
' n, f' h/ v5 ^7 Q7 `' V+ hwww.xmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you www.xmjeep.com) {5 Y. |) n, t" d% P
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 + u' M) @3 a, q6 y
& H( G+ D# x3 v) x3 C4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ + d4 U# H1 u W G% \1 w) ?% `; G
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ : f% E: o: p I( I' U, h& t! U+ W
. L/ [4 U. f) _7 b+ v9 W# E, r3 m9 p/ `厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 4 E) l+ @6 B8 m# ?: `" P
有事起奏，无事退朝
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) g% Z5 J i& [# V8 ]厦门越野联盟6．you me you me
& ]; \1 F2 Y# L; ]8 @# O 彼此彼此
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4 U9 e& ~' P% p$ v4 N) S6 n) [ R7．You Give Me Stop!!
' z6 B1 ?: P8 c3 ]. @- E1 }3 Y厦门越野联盟 你给我站住！
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* ?4 h3 s# W4 d1 A- ~8 h* P4 v; f% Z8．know is know noknow is noknow n Y, U0 q7 A$ \
知之为知之，不知为不知… - d' Y* t Q' o# }
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
& L: w& X: E0 x2 D! |# Z X8 v+ S 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough 2 K, a2 S. n/ v' F
美中不足 www.xmjeep.com$ b' R0 ]$ Q8 y; {/ P4 v
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
+ z$ x5 [. D" w i 车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟/ ]) l0 J+ S8 u* q; Q+ t. ?
5 s! W, l7 i ~, v0 X# a13．heart flower angry open : d& \6 V6 y- u$ S% U2 B
心花怒放 " ^ @ b( P. y0 d7 F1 |
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14．go past no mistake past
0 r ?5 N2 T# F: z; v- v% j 走过路过，不要错过 * [/ }) i8 e( ]) }* p
! v$ a3 C4 b) S7 a1 t9 ? K! k15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟6 i' p& c- X) P+ \
老外：I am sorry too! 厦门越野联盟, u, ?4 B P, x
小明：I am sorry three!
- {) y8 e* K3 e! D5 ~ v厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for?
. ]) q3 d* b8 t" k厦门越野联盟 小明：I am sorry five! $ \+ a w* A" ]$ r( Q! k4 E
7 ?( x+ p2 n* @' i6 u6 x* Swww.xmjeep.com16．If you want money,I have no;
5 A5 R. W; o3 z9 T8 ]9 V厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
2 l' {* }% I7 \) F 要钱没有，要命一条 www.xmjeep.com8 `' `, ^1 P" P! i! t, G- ~' z# x
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. ! {1 U' W7 }0 {& f% ~& ^. ]
我叫李老大，今年25。 www.xmjeep.com$ Z8 M* D! }2 a6 I, O u
7 B4 N/ @3 Y" N. j+ X/ S+ b18．you have two down son。
3 i# G3 b. l" d+ s4 |; V' Kwww.xmjeep.com 你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟6 S& O8 z" i4 @0 D. G
: ]8 e% m9 O# ]. I( l19．as far as you go to die www.xmjeep.com! Y' X% ~0 J" x9 D8 h
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
+ l6 U& M7 C9 f 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
