世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 7 {* z3 E5 `$ W3 l r; q' a% s. e
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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; s* P1 V' ^" D$ E, g5 B厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
! `4 S" X2 t: n0 r 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 1 Y/ D1 f* R- V4 B0 G. p* d l3 V
! q1 V. X( ]7 G' T7 k3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
7 i/ W f* f4 f$ w7 L& L! P 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ! e7 Q9 ~* D" Z; c, c& L
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
5 q5 r+ u) P3 ]) b l 有事起奏，无事退朝
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+ Z# X5 [2 a8 X# N: t A# {6．you me you me 1 e) p7 \$ m+ w) H4 {5 B
彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟5 V# L+ @: L) @' a2 N0 n
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
1 o$ U$ i. k. I. e2 [4 |) n swww.xmjeep.com 你给我站住！
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! H; i3 b4 C7 d. S8．know is know noknow is noknow
7 V" C% D/ ] o) o# V 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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" _" r, k( u2 m: g9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟) g/ L( N' \8 q! } P0 U9 ^" C
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
6 {. q, \+ e: dwww.xmjeep.com 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟1 v( c! g4 k* o" v" V6 i! R; o
美中不足 % z9 g) {2 m5 ?4 V
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
8 r, @4 M4 c, m 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟; t' T+ F4 t R9 p
心花怒放 ; x& `* [$ `5 Z+ z5 @
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14．go past no mistake past
$ P7 O, W+ m) p8 D 走过路过，不要错过 www.xmjeep.com |/ {. A D9 _
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15．小明：I am sorry! 3 {1 f: h& [: U. l6 l1 Q
老外：I am sorry too! ! g+ {2 ~7 T% l2 x& h0 ]
小明：I am sorry three! : E0 ~/ O/ k( j7 G5 O& C
老外：What are you sorry for?
7 c o- N1 v" V i8 D q 小明：I am sorry five! www.xmjeep.com- \/ ^. o7 b3 `+ ], Q
+ U6 Y8 ]+ O: W. v/ v4 u% uwww.xmjeep.com16．If you want money,I have no; , D9 h# s& ^4 X5 ?- l3 @9 O
if you want life,I have one!
1 {% A3 R; d8 v9 z6 G' R7 L 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 5 y* f! d ]+ C2 F6 A
我叫李老大，今年25。
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; V/ B: i5 m: U2 E$ }18．you have two down son。 " P! E7 L# h" s8 a1 G# M0 ~
你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟, e" F6 M8 h2 r
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19．as far as you go to die - C" t! A( S3 q) j4 `
有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟, i4 Z& P7 V5 w. M. S( d( B
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
( H: c8 f& L7 j3 U8 t( Zwww.xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
