世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 3 R' y0 d6 v9 ?' |: `0 N
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? ' W' L/ |; N2 u6 T
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ # F) R; s% ]6 e! ]
2 H8 h1 U! R( s& g# g1 Xwww.xmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
2 H8 J2 Q: E% g: }1 q 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟) y% l0 |, q! z2 k0 _$ o7 M5 Q
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ; f# u7 |) W7 M$ t9 w e
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 4 j' Y/ _, h2 f' b4 P/ Q' J1 c
有事起奏，无事退朝
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0 k( @- b7 N; y1 d, p6．you me you me
) P6 A+ v8 A) j 彼此彼此 ' H2 R" x+ I+ H% j9 |
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟) i" L8 z) }- K2 ~
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
# T! j( S0 U3 D( [3 @: X 知之为知之，不知为不知… * z% K9 w8 n' n% V
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9．WATCH SISTER + x& |1 d+ A! x# Q, H' y
表妹 + Y3 s+ z5 m) _4 C9 C7 l2 W
9 p e$ Y: ^2 g) S" f/ U10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 9 ~# d+ _( Z, ?5 F& P
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ; b+ A! c" V! O9 A1 I: E7 x% F
$ a6 Z# ^! ]/ Q$ M3 V11．American Chinese not enough
6 `8 E0 ?2 ?7 l3 I2 _7 t+ k# }% v 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ' o i" _$ A6 x
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13．heart flower angry open
: E8 ?. `4 m5 `6 ^; P2 e( k8 T0 M 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past " a7 g# O8 M+ A
走过路过，不要错过 www.xmjeep.com* a3 N0 s9 f% l* |: ^; j+ y8 i
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15．小明：I am sorry! / c" b4 a0 {$ Y U( B5 [5 Y
老外：I am sorry too! 1 E+ ?3 A0 W& g; u6 ^; r
小明：I am sorry three!
% F& l) E: L; H2 _: |4 G0 o) X厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for? , n [2 ] |1 A
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; - o% J, C+ H' s0 v& H* ?
if you want life,I have one!
1 v& [( A( |% B, Y; K 要钱没有，要命一条 & ~3 B- N4 T& e( S$ ^& B
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
' |7 S2 I. \, E1 z) b8 T4 D! t1 s+ I2 B 我叫李老大，今年25。
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% X* F5 q0 s3 y18．you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟. g- d, J# P9 ^
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 7 o5 l2 N: z: ]
有多远，死多远！！！！ ; M' f, s5 W; C$ k- ^; j5 ?( I
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 3 _! N1 I3 B9 g9 Q
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
