世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? ; o; D( u2 ]3 B0 |" E
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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0 g; P4 M4 W& u9 Z. m3 t8 X6 Gwww.xmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 6 W' [* D3 {4 g {
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
7 w j2 Z. S" r 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! www.xmjeep.com& ?" q7 l: w1 X$ ~: |
有事起奏，无事退朝 www.xmjeep.com+ c0 {' c$ U* A5 H0 c
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6．you me you me
+ R. q2 [0 X2 j6 ~: ^2 @' O 彼此彼此
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' Z, m8 b8 @; q% k! Q, f厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!!
, s$ `( J0 n" W) H- E* ]: Z" x 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
# F# E. L% Q5 G% i% e) [2 Pwww.xmjeep.com 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER + y, X( E) P: W* s7 Q+ ]3 G0 N! _
表妹 www.xmjeep.com& b+ l, F. R9 p8 q& o: u( l
5 i% F6 l6 i7 w5 j0 M4 f/ c& Q; l10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! www.xmjeep.com5 z' O9 e) x7 ~2 ~. J1 o
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die & k% w5 r2 ? t( v$ w+ S
车祸现场描述
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5 o4 a+ r( _9 c( @. {1 z 心花怒放 9 N- z8 W& D( }2 G' `2 }* S2 J- M% k
2 }' w3 J4 k/ c. t, I14．go past no mistake past 0 U2 {$ N! e) N: h. O# Y9 B
走过路过，不要错过 www.xmjeep.com% I7 F9 ^8 Z3 R8 _
0 O1 x" _# j% |* J9 W5 swww.xmjeep.com15．小明：I am sorry! , d& ]+ ~$ q. J/ U( |
老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for?
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; L0 |5 C3 E. }# M. a16．If you want money,I have no;
/ _+ S' \9 R7 }7 t( G5 I/ V& }www.xmjeep.com if you want life,I have one!
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K3 H' V7 V6 ]4 \3 w3 y$ C厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. - Y) c/ ^/ z( i0 E
我叫李老大，今年25。 0 O- i4 U! {! Q
! v3 ]4 Q) E# L D7 |7 V18．you have two down son。
5 S- I9 E4 B: W0 ~' S. [+ N 你有两下子。
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4 A5 e0 y! Z0 k K* Q2 D19．as far as you go to die
) R. [' O! v6 u- Z; ]www.xmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face . V% u* S7 ^. V
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
