世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ : s$ [; t8 y% h' i a% C- B- J, E
咱俩谁跟谁阿 + W: V7 Y1 Z$ Y6 e$ u) N1 W
3 R& `, ?' y8 x# D% e' ~3 O2．how are you ? how old are you? 5 [4 \& i& T A. y, R' J# g0 a
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 厦门越野联盟# R* k; T8 o& m0 R& C
4 ]& A/ g7 X( O$ Z+ |! M3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
1 u! z- l- S( ]厦门越野联盟 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 6 I- u G) u, ~; q$ V5 r
* H: n# o2 k+ \厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟9 E2 o9 p ?6 O0 m0 G
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟- O4 }7 u, X2 {6 d4 m* B$ w
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
" W3 ]( Q q) \* b: c厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me $ r" s3 D! F! A+ g( E. @8 J" M
彼此彼此 . i: ]; L2 o8 w1 y& H( L
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
% ]( _2 g0 o( L E8 Z8 q 你给我站住！
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& i1 a9 K& B) u' U& l8．know is know noknow is noknow
6 L4 ?8 f" i/ E( S厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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3 @# d3 ]* {9 ~8 ~1 M( n& gwww.xmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
. ~' p+ D) ?3 k! ?3 x0 N; R 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ www.xmjeep.com: N* B3 f: B# W4 c
% e! b3 N" { h, t% G, ?7 A11．American Chinese not enough ' I' T; w% g8 }4 e' [" u* c+ N( U& v
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
7 {& U- m; b9 q2 v( Z* _' r twww.xmjeep.com 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
! _0 w0 f) U: D, C: {' u厦门越野联盟 心花怒放 * ]' b& U; o3 M t
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14．go past no mistake past
( k4 t: U- d- h 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
2 l+ S- q. }4 r8 R" O6 @ 老外：I am sorry too! 厦门越野联盟% r8 A% @9 |9 J+ R/ b
小明：I am sorry three!
* I% \) M3 ]$ D/ } 老外：What are you sorry for?
4 w) I8 V0 O# \* } 小明：I am sorry five! 2 M. [& z5 B* m2 `
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16．If you want money,I have no;
& s1 j2 I5 D/ h$ X if you want life,I have one!
( Y b0 l; e4 w( w+ x2 U+ Dwww.xmjeep.com 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 1 y( o# \; @4 a9 v" R, E/ J$ _
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 g$ F& E D I3 i
你有两下子。 3 r) T& _5 {* p, C/ z- X- m
, ^5 D$ r1 g; E19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟/ _3 |$ w" [7 d* {/ W: i+ [
有多远，死多远！！！！
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! Z( A2 O) M1 N1 O- f20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
, C( d! ~9 R( q! B% _& A7 wwww.xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
