世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ , A# b! X( W, s" j) F* z
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟) U: O0 F9 T) h
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 2 B3 p# h8 A- v: W
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you www.xmjeep.com8 X+ F3 j$ Y5 s- y- K
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ www.xmjeep.com ^" ?( R% U- g
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! & y/ }; L$ b* m3 p1 M9 E$ K
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
1 k% T, M( Z( z c+ A* s 彼此彼此
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& p2 H# r4 e& j% `3 A7．You Give Me Stop!!
7 C, v( k* D P3 A9 B- o" A9 | 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow R4 J; H/ {( `$ e1 k9 r
知之为知之，不知为不知… % F. E5 N7 M4 R) t; x& e1 ]% j
4 J1 |0 {! q, k6 v) ?9．WATCH SISTER
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) P% K& T4 e0 h& Y2 k10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
3 l3 w) m' E2 E' c" G6 o4 c2 D1 i 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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- [! A. n5 a9 Y; ?. L( B P1 u1 r11．American Chinese not enough
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# p6 y* u' n: F: \6 u12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
) d1 ^: j8 P2 k4 G( J6 Q2 B厦门越野联盟 车祸现场描述
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7 U- ~" K& h! J- _6 e. |7 c& R13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟) S5 E+ ] q" L
心花怒放 ' b: [& e8 N7 o Q
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14．go past no mistake past
' H* `) x3 Q- S2 W fwww.xmjeep.com 走过路过，不要错过
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3 u- l Y) z' d k15．小明：I am sorry!
! d9 a ?" w. @5 [ M0 |www.xmjeep.com 老外：I am sorry too! www.xmjeep.com+ T8 l8 I; W! e K
小明：I am sorry three!
5 `" V S. y) f# G0 J- e 老外：What are you sorry for?
2 p# q9 M; e3 n' s5 T8 H 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; 4 F; c- @- z3 D, V" C2 N4 H
if you want life,I have one! www.xmjeep.com& m% R0 o! @0 M8 b4 w
要钱没有，要命一条 - h7 i' P) Y5 ^5 Y
6 Z" G5 M% g- n7 V8 Z* x, V/ m厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
; ~2 ^* |* P5 l: T& D. A% C6 v厦门越野联盟 我叫李老大，今年25。 ) v& c+ {, b9 T) z
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18．you have two down son。
# g- m; c9 ~- ?, k7 R: t' F3 j, o 你有两下子。
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# w- ^. p+ s+ v0 N( f19．as far as you go to die
+ O8 C6 ?( j0 j5 h( \+ Zwww.xmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
6 \2 \: j- z- ]/ J# ?2 Z$ F& X( a5 b5 ` 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
