世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ % O8 N- W( A+ `: Y% N+ j
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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5 Y/ m* f7 N# f4 j0 @' \9 X' S0 f+ I厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
2 u7 r% r: i2 T( x" V2 L; l$ O9 b 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you & o- m1 L* }$ a$ @
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 厦门越野联盟, `3 Y9 W2 N8 f; E& c2 _
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
z1 {- v! E7 m 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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: t) k) _# [' }2 d+ D7 j/ @% q厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! www.xmjeep.com3 |& D3 K1 O3 j4 ^0 @
有事起奏，无事退朝 ! D" ~9 J5 X; ^- M5 B" N
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6．you me you me
; Z2 _$ }9 f2 g3 j/ z9 a% y. y* t厦门越野联盟 彼此彼此 & i5 u/ ?8 d( c
! ^+ H9 r4 I+ |/ L* c" d7．You Give Me Stop!!
+ ?2 A/ g+ {/ H. [5 I- m4 L8 [ 你给我站住！ 2 H* O8 q. t( A3 h# \! j& y# V
4 {. E& w( g1 J1 _# A1 _ ?8．know is know noknow is noknow www.xmjeep.com5 w: ~: Y2 Q$ u/ _( s
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表妹 www.xmjeep.com- `; A2 e, D3 R
" n6 Z" w, z3 u厦门越野联盟10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
. ]( i9 M' J4 W# i, c2 G 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ : O Z8 n1 Q' f2 `3 q! t' ~
6 p* |6 e2 c5 twww.xmjeep.com11．American Chinese not enough 3 h) t6 w# z+ a
美中不足 6 X. y' z1 Q' K: u+ c# w
6 }3 D- D& S/ ^+ a& V12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die www.xmjeep.com& g# Y* D \* S; i9 A
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
, E( Y p0 l# D1 `/ M& S1 x/ h+ A 心花怒放 9 D; @. @2 c9 |
7 z+ A, V7 `" k8 U" G% ~3 ]" P9 J14．go past no mistake past
) ^2 ~, G% O" p8 u 走过路过，不要错过
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- s7 C. [% J p15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟; M1 u; f. A5 n1 G
老外：I am sorry too!
$ O% [+ G' {2 t0 m 小明：I am sorry three!
$ q7 L9 v& s2 V* ]1 [ Y 老外：What are you sorry for? 7 {" A F# u8 b) D
小明：I am sorry five! " ^1 @6 c2 T/ ]( @3 k& C
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16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟* i3 B" [8 N. }
if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. ' j z' k6 {4 l5 ?8 s1 d
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟0 B6 A5 f, Y1 v T+ V
你有两下子。 ( b8 f% v. j9 L' {0 K: `$ o
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19．as far as you go to die
; R7 D; Y9 g5 L0 [0 e6 ~: s0 Q 有多远，死多远！！！！ : E) i4 J4 f; K5 X0 v
9 s' k4 x+ Z/ t. Q3 }- c$ d20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 厦门越野联盟4 Y' `& C: L6 g4 W! K
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
