世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 2 i3 m4 P: q% d6 m! F ?" H0 ]* l
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com0 D% d9 C) _3 T) o! q, H
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 7 K" K7 g0 z9 [ e' C
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 www.xmjeep.com, k) @, M3 f% H$ y* n5 W
1 D- K _3 o7 K _. u4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
9 K0 a. E2 X% N3 d* D 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ % G* G5 c4 Q/ e( \1 ~
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ! X- p' i. L3 D2 d5 {5 K
有事起奏，无事退朝
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- H/ r' |; I7 W# |! d9 U' q- {: k6．you me you me
7 w3 ^* _, k& a8 _ 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
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8．know is know noknow is noknow # g r9 g* G2 A' O& L& n6 q% ]& S
知之为知之，不知为不知… 7 p; Q' Y( r) u4 q, O
( ^: C' a& \& R1 T; h/ w% ?# g! J9．WATCH SISTER " V) p7 O+ O( f- w1 \7 F2 @2 W, A
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
- K+ I' t# w& d' W 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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9 G+ e. h# v0 @! O6 w11．American Chinese not enough
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0 ?5 J1 h9 M4 A2 I4 t. g12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
5 V+ ]# j" {" W' d& M% C) h 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry! ! [) `; \/ v' G0 [$ [
老外：I am sorry too! ; @( e6 p' e( n" A+ s$ f! H; S
小明：I am sorry three! + ~* g& n8 ?$ y& I
老外：What are you sorry for?
' U6 Q) S4 P" ]& x. ]/ n3 V; _ 小明：I am sorry five! # ^* o' C1 V; `9 p0 f6 ?
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16．If you want money,I have no;
% J+ A7 E! O9 o) A if you want life,I have one!
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# y; [3 _5 _6 [. d' H, T awww.xmjeep.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. , h7 [ `- T8 @- Z/ L& n
我叫李老大，今年25。 & `4 G9 \" Q3 _9 w) r
: P7 k, Z. a7 { a$ Bwww.xmjeep.com18．you have two down son。
0 d& G* T/ v' p5 m' twww.xmjeep.com 你有两下子。 . B0 D+ n/ C. x. } B
2 B# F5 R1 R) E. B5 w; Owww.xmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die www.xmjeep.com; s3 T0 o" ^! s- q" N
有多远，死多远！！！！ P) D$ p8 w( N9 l3 P, f1 w
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face . D7 C3 F5 D3 g- T/ K; O2 {( p: L
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
