世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ( O7 w. R. \+ _
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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5 e9 i+ B5 O! p. g2．how are you ? how old are you? / o- j) Q. H3 v
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ www.xmjeep.com3 `% J6 u* h4 {5 p3 v/ a
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ' z) n+ W5 v/ z
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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! v7 a: A$ k# W& O: W/ t2 iwww.xmjeep.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟* g4 c5 J9 Q1 K6 b0 O/ ]
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ( B/ y, m4 t6 K/ r
2 T+ @0 Z1 z8 rwww.xmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
7 Y' f% E3 S5 j8 }) D( X/ Twww.xmjeep.com 有事起奏，无事退朝 0 b8 n J" U; s. }0 i
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6．you me you me
, k9 m1 F) h, O% N. W# Q& v$ N8 t | 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 1 `, A, `2 T4 ~' u a2 V
你给我站住！ www.xmjeep.com, c6 B6 ]# ~) J6 T0 n7 {' c
& ]- j# ?: _! d6 X厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow $ O- J; {( m/ l' B0 b7 |% z& V* R
知之为知之，不知为不知… + K5 C: O3 e8 L- F3 d. M4 q
) ^, A* X+ B3 s& D* G5 E- c9．WATCH SISTER 0 w d- k3 Y% B4 L) y
表妹
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( l. A7 e! S0 Q: i10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 8 f8 V0 z l* }# [/ I7 z+ b
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟! m; W! ?' X1 S) K+ V8 T V0 a
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11．American Chinese not enough
+ ~9 T: R$ @* V# Vwww.xmjeep.com 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟0 |6 N2 F7 W0 P" [4 N+ d/ m0 _
车祸现场描述 www.xmjeep.com, d0 I' l3 I/ z+ s9 ?; |
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟" `: f& @, r, Y
心花怒放
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2 E6 J3 m2 E8 h* f& r14．go past no mistake past
4 a# E) B1 Y C6 m/ F; `% ]厦门越野联盟 走过路过，不要错过 3 ]' _- T" E+ A* K" T
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老外：I am sorry too!
3 K- F5 | O* I5 N2 {6 z+ u& m N 小明：I am sorry three!
. ^" K- s& ^: w( ?( l, J0 r 老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟- c% N3 T- {' `
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
& l! o5 F" d- B if you want life,I have one! ' h0 h9 g( X* M' X z8 N
要钱没有，要命一条
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# A; u Z3 B0 l2 ~7 F0 J- \1 H* o17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
; i r. ]! Y3 \$ l B- Y4 C- \7 } 我叫李老大，今年25。 www.xmjeep.com/ F/ a. G* Q, a/ {
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18．you have two down son。
0 h) F5 v* `2 B 你有两下子。
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# n. M: N3 c- V2 Y% A2 x) J19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟3 L2 }5 k+ `$ k% a3 W f& c# F
有多远，死多远！！！！
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{/ P$ D1 V) J7 U9 U厦门越野联盟20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
9 m- {) X* l, Q9 K1 A: `/ c' R 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
