昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:9 c" l& d7 g' E: x/ A9 C
前台小姐:“Hello.”www.xmjeep.com, A( D& }4 E4 l% N; T7 g4 r2 f4 v6 A
z, N' ]( J- Y, s3 f 老外:“Hi.”
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; G8 N0 n* W0 k; fwww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
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老外:“Can you speak english?”( F" T6 L* n- E* P% `+ a
% w+ X7 o+ _ p( [& G# l/ s; t3 c 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”$ u6 O8 C8 r1 V4 V1 [( E1 l
0 L/ u# @4 X% P' o3 q; e& w厦门越野联盟 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
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4 a) [3 Z" b' r2 V9 ~5 nwww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”www.xmjeep.com. P/ [. ]% e: j' Z8 A9 g9 `" a
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老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”厦门越野联盟4 o: |" n0 _5 v: n, @, I/ v( s- R
" H( _% G, h* H+ R* [; `) ]$ r 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
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老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
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( ?1 `% Z4 W7 a0 Q1 `5 X; U 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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% I! y7 @! u( z& y( f0 zwww.xmjeep.com昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
, Z* D' q" z4 ~' m 前台小姐:“你好.”
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老外:“你好.”
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前台小姐:“你有什么事?”' X4 q+ t" a4 m4 Z( G/ e
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老外:“你能说英语吗?”厦门越野联盟& z+ J7 p. ^9 d, w- g( s
+ c( n: O5 |0 u' C/ O 前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”厦门越野联盟) |* w, S ?) Z1 T) j2 s# @) X
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老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”+ C5 w) q6 L$ H& `- R' |) x
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”厦门越野联盟, {* d% V+ n$ q* B
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老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”* e! C; y9 x1 l
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前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”$ N! y' V" Z3 F: @
- D5 ^5 ?& C9 U" \7 C' U _ 老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”厦门越野联盟5 a V$ V/ s* L1 B# s# g! K+ B$ C
% X" F/ c+ ]* y4 J- I4 {+ iwww.xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”